dige javve adabiat gerefte dige(!)...
inam ye ghazale khoshgel az aghaye hafez...:
eshgh baziyo javanio sharabe la`l faam
majlese onso harife hamdamo shorbe modam
sagie shekkar dahano motrebe shirin sokhan
hamneshini nik kardaro nadimi niknam
shahedi az lotfo paki rashke abe zendegi
delbari dar hosno khoobi gheyrate mahe tamam
bazmgahi delneshan chon ghasre ferdowse barin
golshani piraamonash chon rozeye darossalam
saf neshinan nik khaho pishkaran ba adab
doostdaran sahb asraro harifan doostkam
bade yE golrang E talkh E tiz E khoshkhar E sabok
nOghlash az la`le negaro nAghlash az yaghoote khaam
ghamzeye saghi be yaghmaye kherad aahekhte tigh
zolfe janan az baraye seyde del gostarde dam
nokte dani bazl goo chon hafeze shirin sokhan
bakhshesh aamoozi jahan afrooz chon haji ghavaam
HAR KE IN ESHRAT NAKHAHAD KHOHSDELI BAR VEY TABAH
VAANKE IN MAJLES NAJOOYAD ZENDEGI BAR VEY HARAM!
Friday, June 09, 2006
Monday, June 05, 2006
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aval az hame mazeat khahi mikonam ke inghadr zood up mikonam..akhe dars ke nemikhoonam...age to net nayam kareyi mikonam ke be nafam nist...fek konam benevisam behtare...pas haminja mano bebakhshid...!:
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Rooze dovom…:
Padeshah dar hale khandane rooz name haye sobh e mamlekat bood k hamegi neveshte boodand azmoon ha sad east va natije in bood ke mellat e ziadi poshte dar, be entezare khastegari boodand.padeshah goft intor nemishavad.bayad soal ha ra kami sakht tar konim.emroo agar dar otaghe shomareye ‘1’ pari bood ebarati ke bar dar e an minevisim rast as tama agar dar an babr bashad ebarati ke minevisim dooroogh ast.dar morede otaghe shomareye 2 bar ax ast. Yani agar pari bood dooroogh minevisim va agar babr bood rast minnevisim(1)(*2).
Vazir dastoor dad ta ghanoone khastegarie emrooz ra bozorg benevisand ta hame bekhanand va motale shavand.
khastegare chaharom
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otaghe shomareye yek===> dar har do otagh pari ast.
otaghe shomareye do===>dar har do otagh pari ast.
khastegare panjom
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otaghe shomareye yek===> hade aghal dar yek otagh pari voojood darad.
otaghe shomareye do===>pari dar otaghe digar ast.
khastegare sheshom
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otaghe shomareye yek===> tafavot nemikonad kodam otagh ra entekhab konid.
otaghe shomareye do===>dar otaghe digar pari ast.
khastegare haftom
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otaghe shomareye yek===> entekhabe otagh ahamiat darad.
otaghe shomareye do===> behtar ast otaghe digar ra entekhab konid.
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Rooze dovom tarakome kari besyar bala rafte bood.bana bar in vaghti khastegare hashtom amad hanooz alamat ha ra rooye dar ha nasb nakarde boodand.padeshah negahi be ghad o balaye oo andakht va dar delash goft : ”in digar che janevarist!” dar hamin heyn vazir vared shod va goft: ”ghorban!neveshte ha hazer ast.” Padeshah goft:” be jahannam!aslan in moamma in tori ast ke nemigooyim neveshte baraye kodam dar ast.bia agha in to va in do neveshte!”
Do neveshte ra be dast e khastegar e badbakht dad va raft!(3)
Dar in otagh babr ast. ------- dar har do otagh babr ast.
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(1)It`s END of I.Q.
(2)oon moghe ha hanooz hazf e be gharine ekhtera nashode bood.
(3)dar katibe ha amade pedare shah e parioon dar asare atash soozi fot kard va az an tarikh be bad oo pedarsooXte(ba lahne sheyda bekhoonid…:D) shod.
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mard mikham ino hal kone...!
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Rooze dovom…:
Padeshah dar hale khandane rooz name haye sobh e mamlekat bood k hamegi neveshte boodand azmoon ha sad east va natije in bood ke mellat e ziadi poshte dar, be entezare khastegari boodand.padeshah goft intor nemishavad.bayad soal ha ra kami sakht tar konim.emroo agar dar otaghe shomareye ‘1’ pari bood ebarati ke bar dar e an minevisim rast as tama agar dar an babr bashad ebarati ke minevisim dooroogh ast.dar morede otaghe shomareye 2 bar ax ast. Yani agar pari bood dooroogh minevisim va agar babr bood rast minnevisim(1)(*2).
Vazir dastoor dad ta ghanoone khastegarie emrooz ra bozorg benevisand ta hame bekhanand va motale shavand.
khastegare chaharom
----------------------
otaghe shomareye yek===> dar har do otagh pari ast.
otaghe shomareye do===>dar har do otagh pari ast.
khastegare panjom
----------------------
otaghe shomareye yek===> hade aghal dar yek otagh pari voojood darad.
otaghe shomareye do===>pari dar otaghe digar ast.
khastegare sheshom
----------------------
otaghe shomareye yek===> tafavot nemikonad kodam otagh ra entekhab konid.
otaghe shomareye do===>dar otaghe digar pari ast.
khastegare haftom
----------------------
otaghe shomareye yek===> entekhabe otagh ahamiat darad.
otaghe shomareye do===> behtar ast otaghe digar ra entekhab konid.
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Rooze dovom tarakome kari besyar bala rafte bood.bana bar in vaghti khastegare hashtom amad hanooz alamat ha ra rooye dar ha nasb nakarde boodand.padeshah negahi be ghad o balaye oo andakht va dar delash goft : ”in digar che janevarist!” dar hamin heyn vazir vared shod va goft: ”ghorban!neveshte ha hazer ast.” Padeshah goft:” be jahannam!aslan in moamma in tori ast ke nemigooyim neveshte baraye kodam dar ast.bia agha in to va in do neveshte!”
Do neveshte ra be dast e khastegar e badbakht dad va raft!(3)
Dar in otagh babr ast. ------- dar har do otagh babr ast.
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(1)It`s END of I.Q.
(2)oon moghe ha hanooz hazf e be gharine ekhtera nashode bood.
(3)dar katibe ha amade pedare shah e parioon dar asare atash soozi fot kard va az an tarikh be bad oo pedarsooXte(ba lahne sheyda bekhoonid…:D) shod.
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mard mikham ino hal kone...!
Saturday, June 03, 2006
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midoonid ke man az hafeze khoobi barkhordr nistam...na az hafezeye badi barkhordaram...be khatere hamin bazi vaghta vase inke bazi chiza yadam biad majbooram ke be mostanadat(?)(shayadam mosnadat nemidoonam...) roojoo konam...dar moraje`at akhir be chize jalebi barkhordam...shoma ham bebinidesh...(tarikhe...:9/17/05)
salam saleh...
khob pas man alan rahat sohbatamo mikonam!!! bebin saleh... 2rost migi, hamishe nistesh ke adam betoone ye dalil vase zende boodanesh peyda bokone, yaa inke ye delgarmi dashte bashe... vali in baes nemishe ke bekhad zendegisho tamoom kone... midooni, baa inke adam kheyli vaghtaa hich dalili vase zende moondan nadare, nabayad bekhad ke farar kone az zendegish, yaa inke bekhad tamoomesh kone... chon ke hamishe lahzehaaye badi dar zendegi voojood daran ke shayad tooye oonjaa por az omid bashe... por az chizaayi ke hanooz nadidi, va por az chizaayi ke baes beshe ke 2 lahzeye bad bekhaay ke zende bemooni... man nazanin ro nemishnasam, va nemidoonam ke kiye... vali mitoonam behet begam ke age ye dalile koochooloo vase zende boodan va farar nakardan az zendegit mikhay, omid be lahzeyi hastesh ke oon lahze, baa kamale meil va baa shogh o omide kaamel bekhay zendegi bokoni... oon roozi ke oon chizi ke alan mikhay dashte bashi ro oon rooz dashte bashi... mifahmi chi migam?! manzooramo mitoonam khoob beresoonam?! bebin saleh... are... midoonam ke alan cheghad mitooni az daste khodet asabni bashi va inke cheghad mitooni az daste khodet hers bokhory... vali adam bazi moghe haa mitoone bazi az tasmimaayi ro begire ke hata shayad chand vaght pish be zehnesham nemiresid!!! vali midooni... mogheyi ke adam mikhad in tasmimaaro begire, behtare ke faghat sabr kone, va montazer bemoone, taa inke 100% motmaen beshe ke mikhad oon karo bokone ya na... ta mogheyi ke az tahe del delesh bekhad ke oon karo bokone, va hata yek selool ham tooye badanesh behesh nege ke oon karo nakon alan... alan hezaarhaa selool tooye badanet hastan ke behet migan ke in karet eshtebahe... avalin neshonasham ine ke dary az man mikhay ke nasihatet bokonam ke in karo nakoni...
felan dige nemidoonam ke chi mitoonam behet begam, taa inke betoonam kamelan befahamm ke chi shode, va bahat bishtar sohbat konam!!!
2 shanbe tehran hasty?! age 2 shanbe tehran hasty, 2 shanbe hamdigaro bebinim...vase nahar... az sobh saate 11,11:30 taa 1-2 yaa har vaght dige ke mikhay!!! behem email bezan...
fekrkon bazam...
say kon ke ghaty nakoni...
be omide didar...
salam saleh...
khob pas man alan rahat sohbatamo mikonam!!! bebin saleh... 2rost migi, hamishe nistesh ke adam betoone ye dalil vase zende boodanesh peyda bokone, yaa inke ye delgarmi dashte bashe... vali in baes nemishe ke bekhad zendegisho tamoom kone... midooni, baa inke adam kheyli vaghtaa hich dalili vase zende moondan nadare, nabayad bekhad ke farar kone az zendegish, yaa inke bekhad tamoomesh kone... chon ke hamishe lahzehaaye badi dar zendegi voojood daran ke shayad tooye oonjaa por az omid bashe... por az chizaayi ke hanooz nadidi, va por az chizaayi ke baes beshe ke 2 lahzeye bad bekhaay ke zende bemooni... man nazanin ro nemishnasam, va nemidoonam ke kiye... vali mitoonam behet begam ke age ye dalile koochooloo vase zende boodan va farar nakardan az zendegit mikhay, omid be lahzeyi hastesh ke oon lahze, baa kamale meil va baa shogh o omide kaamel bekhay zendegi bokoni... oon roozi ke oon chizi ke alan mikhay dashte bashi ro oon rooz dashte bashi... mifahmi chi migam?! manzooramo mitoonam khoob beresoonam?! bebin saleh... are... midoonam ke alan cheghad mitooni az daste khodet asabni bashi va inke cheghad mitooni az daste khodet hers bokhory... vali adam bazi moghe haa mitoone bazi az tasmimaayi ro begire ke hata shayad chand vaght pish be zehnesham nemiresid!!! vali midooni... mogheyi ke adam mikhad in tasmimaaro begire, behtare ke faghat sabr kone, va montazer bemoone, taa inke 100% motmaen beshe ke mikhad oon karo bokone ya na... ta mogheyi ke az tahe del delesh bekhad ke oon karo bokone, va hata yek selool ham tooye badanesh behesh nege ke oon karo nakon alan... alan hezaarhaa selool tooye badanet hastan ke behet migan ke in karet eshtebahe... avalin neshonasham ine ke dary az man mikhay ke nasihatet bokonam ke in karo nakoni...
felan dige nemidoonam ke chi mitoonam behet begam, taa inke betoonam kamelan befahamm ke chi shode, va bahat bishtar sohbat konam!!!
2 shanbe tehran hasty?! age 2 shanbe tehran hasty, 2 shanbe hamdigaro bebinim...vase nahar... az sobh saate 11,11:30 taa 1-2 yaa har vaght dige ke mikhay!!! behem email bezan...
fekrkon bazam...
say kon ke ghaty nakoni...
be omide didar...
Thursday, June 01, 2006
(nemidoonam che titlei bayad bezaram barash)
Vaghtaiy pish miad ke az anjam dadane kari pashimon misham va koli ham be khatere inke kari ro anjam nadadam ke tasmime anjamesho dashtam, mirizam be ham. Pashimon shodan az anjame ye kar be nazaram chize badi nist; onam kari ke adam tavanaiye anjamesham dashte bashe; ke in mitone neshoneye in bashe ke ro karet fekr kardi. Vali vaghti dalilet baraye anjam nadadane karet "TARS" bashe, ghazie ye jooraiy fargh mikone. Hamine ke koli man bad az anjam nadadane karam be ham mirizam. Be ham mirizam chon tarsidam. Tarsam az kheili chiza bode. Tars az avaghebe kari ke mikham anjam bedam. Masalan tars az soghot; tars az dor mondam; tars az bardashte eshtebah az karam (ke ta alan faghat yek bar bode va motmaen bodam ke hame, hata LohrasP ham eshtebah bardasht mikard) va tars az "az dast dadan".
Tars az az dast dadan shayad dar 70% mavaghe baes shode ke az anjame kari khod dari konam.
Are 2e aziz; be khatere hamine ke postamo pak mikonam; be khatere inke draft hamo pak mikonam. Mitarsam chizaiy ke daramo az dast bedam.Bazi az in chiza kheili kaman (az nazare meghdar va bishtar dashtaneshon baram gheire momkene); vali dar moghabel, man kheili beheshon ehtiaj daram, kheili. Doros mesle motadi ke vaghti be mavad ehtiaj dashte bashe be kamtarin meghdare mavad basande mikone, hata age az keshidanesh hali nakone; ke bad tar. hata masrafe oon meghdare kam, halesho bad tar ham bokone.
Be khatere haminam hast ke az anjam dadane bazi kara, az zadane bazi harfa, az gozashtane bazi posta, az zadane bazi maila pashimon misham va hich kari nemikonam. Bad tar, be khodam mipicham va be khatere tarsidan pishe khodam sharmande misham.
Midoni chera gahi be khatere tarse az dast dadan, kari ro nemikonam? Be khatere inke chizio ke daram, hata age kam bashe, dost daram va behesh ehtiaj daram.
Tars az az dast dadan shayad dar 70% mavaghe baes shode ke az anjame kari khod dari konam.
Are 2e aziz; be khatere hamine ke postamo pak mikonam; be khatere inke draft hamo pak mikonam. Mitarsam chizaiy ke daramo az dast bedam.Bazi az in chiza kheili kaman (az nazare meghdar va bishtar dashtaneshon baram gheire momkene); vali dar moghabel, man kheili beheshon ehtiaj daram, kheili. Doros mesle motadi ke vaghti be mavad ehtiaj dashte bashe be kamtarin meghdare mavad basande mikone, hata age az keshidanesh hali nakone; ke bad tar. hata masrafe oon meghdare kam, halesho bad tar ham bokone.
Be khatere haminam hast ke az anjam dadane bazi kara, az zadane bazi harfa, az gozashtane bazi posta, az zadane bazi maila pashimon misham va hich kari nemikonam. Bad tar, be khodam mipicham va be khatere tarsidan pishe khodam sharmande misham.
Midoni chera gahi be khatere tarse az dast dadan, kari ro nemikonam? Be khatere inke chizio ke daram, hata age kam bashe, dost daram va behesh ehtiaj daram.
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dashtam too neveshte haye ghadimi migashtam.ino peyda kardam.azmoone khoobie baraye mahak zadane khodetoon!
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shahe parioon dar darbar neshaste bood va fekr mikard.oo hezaran parie dame bakht dasht ke digar zamane ezdevajeshan fara reside bood(1).javanane mamlekat ham ke shenide boodand shaheshan in hame parie dame bakht darad baraye inke be nan o navayi beresand har rooz baraye khastegari be darbar mia amadand va pashneye dar ra az ja dar mi avardand.shahe parioon baraye inke moshkele khod ra hal konad ghanoonbi vaz kard ta ham dokhtaranash hamsari peyda konand va ham har kasi be khodash ejzae nadahad az dokhtarane shahe parioon khastegari konad.
oo be vazire khod goft talare ma chandin otagh darad ke har otagh yek dar darad.man khastegaran ra dar entekhabe yeki az dar haye talar azad migozaram.momken ast dar otaghi ke entekhab mikonand yek pari bashad ke khosha be saadateshan va garna yek babre gorosne ast ke khedmateshan miresad.
vazir goft:ali jenab, tedadi az daneshmandane darbar ham az khastegaranand.agar ghazie inghadr shansi bashad, besyari az daneshmandane darbar ra az dast khahim dad.shah pas az kami fekr goft:khob mitavanim bar dare otagh ha rahnamayi nasb konim ke afrade bahoosh motevajehe an shavand.albate tasavorash ra bokon agar hameye damad haye ma bahoosh bashand che eftezahi mishavad(2)
padeshah dastoor dad otagh ha ra be tasadof az miane chahar halate zir entekhab konand:(akhe mage halate dige yi ham mishe entekhab kard..;)) )
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pari -babr
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pari -pari
3:----------------------
babr -babr
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babr -pari
va khastegar ya otaghi ra entekhab konad ya agar khast va jhads zad ke dar har do otagh babr astjane khod ra bar darad va bebarad.
ROOZE AVAL:
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otaghe shomareye yek===> dar yeki az in do otagh pari va dar digari babr ast
otaghe shomareye do===> dar in otagh pari va dar digari babr ast
khastegare aval:aya alamet rooye dar ha dorostand?padeshah:yeki az anha dorost va digari nadorost ast.
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otaghe shomareye yek===> babr dar otaghe digar ast
otaghe shomareye do===>daste kam dar yeki az in do otagh ha pari ast
khastegare dovom:aya ebarate rooye dar ha dorostand?padeshah:ya har do dorostand.ya hardo nadorost.
3:----------------------
otaghe shomareye yek===> dar otaghe digar yek pari ast
otaghe shomareye do===>ya yek babr dar in otagh ast ya yek pari dar otaghe digar ast
khastegare sevom:aya ebarat ha dorostand?padeshah:ya har do dorostand ya har do nadorost.
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shahe parioon dar darbar neshaste bood va fekr mikard.oo hezaran parie dame bakht dasht ke digar zamane ezdevajeshan fara reside bood(1).javanane mamlekat ham ke shenide boodand shaheshan in hame parie dame bakht darad baraye inke be nan o navayi beresand har rooz baraye khastegari be darbar mia amadand va pashneye dar ra az ja dar mi avardand.shahe parioon baraye inke moshkele khod ra hal konad ghanoonbi vaz kard ta ham dokhtaranash hamsari peyda konand va ham har kasi be khodash ejzae nadahad az dokhtarane shahe parioon khastegari konad.
oo be vazire khod goft talare ma chandin otagh darad ke har otagh yek dar darad.man khastegaran ra dar entekhabe yeki az dar haye talar azad migozaram.momken ast dar otaghi ke entekhab mikonand yek pari bashad ke khosha be saadateshan va garna yek babre gorosne ast ke khedmateshan miresad.
vazir goft:ali jenab, tedadi az daneshmandane darbar ham az khastegaranand.agar ghazie inghadr shansi bashad, besyari az daneshmandane darbar ra az dast khahim dad.shah pas az kami fekr goft:khob mitavanim bar dare otagh ha rahnamayi nasb konim ke afrade bahoosh motevajehe an shavand.albate tasavorash ra bokon agar hameye damad haye ma bahoosh bashand che eftezahi mishavad(2)
padeshah dastoor dad otagh ha ra be tasadof az miane chahar halate zir entekhab konand:(akhe mage halate dige yi ham mishe entekhab kard..;)) )
1:----------------------
pari -babr
2:----------------------
pari -pari
3:----------------------
babr -babr
4:----------------------
babr -pari
va khastegar ya otaghi ra entekhab konad ya agar khast va jhads zad ke dar har do otagh babr astjane khod ra bar darad va bebarad.
ROOZE AVAL:
1:----------------------
otaghe shomareye yek===> dar yeki az in do otagh pari va dar digari babr ast
otaghe shomareye do===> dar in otagh pari va dar digari babr ast
khastegare aval:aya alamet rooye dar ha dorostand?padeshah:yeki az anha dorost va digari nadorost ast.
2:----------------------
otaghe shomareye yek===> babr dar otaghe digar ast
otaghe shomareye do===>daste kam dar yeki az in do otagh ha pari ast
khastegare dovom:aya ebarate rooye dar ha dorostand?padeshah:ya har do dorostand.ya hardo nadorost.
3:----------------------
otaghe shomareye yek===> dar otaghe digar yek pari ast
otaghe shomareye do===>ya yek babr dar in otagh ast ya yek pari dar otaghe digar ast
khastegare sevom:aya ebarat ha dorostand?padeshah:ya har do dorostand ya har do nadorost.
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(1) karshenasane masayele jamiati shah e parioon ra yeki az mohemtarin avamele ezdiade roshde jamiat va avamele nashi az an midanand
(2)tizhooshan hamishe dar tarikh mahroom boode and.
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javabe soal haye yek va do va se ra dar ghesmate comment bezarid.taghalob ham nakonid...!
Friday, May 26, 2006
jalebe ke ye kalameye "dooste besiyar samimiye mamooli" cheghad mitoone adamo zajr bede! na?!
khob adam avalesh ye joory rabetehasho tarif mikone... hade aghal bishtare adama in karo mikonan... va man az in kaar badam miyad... kheyli ham badam miyad... doost daram k ehamoon ghad ke rabete potansiel dare o mitoone, jelo bere va hich kas yaa hich chiz natoone jelosho begire va hata khode man ham komakesh konam ke jelo bere... harcheghad bishtar, behtar...
na, man dige khodam nistam... chera man khodam nistam?! chera nemitoonam khodamo contorol konam?! chera asabani misham zood?! chera modam daad mizanam?! man inshekli boodam ke aroome aroom boodam... bad hamishe negah mikardam... hamishe goosh mikardam va hamishe hichi nemigoftam, taa ye mogheyiat be dast biyaram taa inke hameye harfaam o betoonam sabet konam... jory ke dige ehtiyaj be bahs kardan nabashe... vali alan dige oonjoory nistam... aslan oonjoory nistam! alan zood asabani misham! kheyli zood!
ba medad rooye kaghaz mishe nevesht... shayad carbonhaaye rooye kaghaz bad az ye modat paak shan, vali tooye zehne adam, hich vaght hichi paak nemishe... khob?!
makhsoosan age oon adam man basham... ke tak take chizaayi ke ye moghe be dardam khordan, yaa be dardam khahand khord va a ye zare mohem boodan ro yadam mimoone... magar inke be zarare man, yaa ye nafar ke kheyli doosesh daram bashe... pas negaran nabash... jaayi ke jazebe nabashe, vazn mani nadare...
digejaa nadaram sina...chaghoom ro dadam raft... vase inke dame dastam nabashe... vagarna khodamo kheili kheyli rahat tar khali mitoonestam bokonam...vali alan nemitoonam... alan nemitoonam khodamo khali bokonam...
ye chizi oondafe behem sms zad... sms zad ke: vaghty bahat miharfam, ehsas mikonam ke ye filsoofe bozorgi hasty ke tamame moshkelaate zendegi va soalhaasho vase khodesh javab dade va age afsordast, be khatere hemaghate baghiyast yaa inke jelosh vaimisan taa inke rahesho edame nade...
manam javab dadam ke "fek nakonam inshekli bashe... vali har chi to begi!..."vali harfe vagheyiye tooye delamo tanha be indalil nazadam ke poole sms ziyad nayad... harfe vagheyi in bood ke " man hich chizi be joz ye an nistam ke fek mikone tamame soal haasho javab dade! va faghat chon balade che shekli naghsh bazi kone, mitoone baes she ke to inshekli fekr bokoni! inshekli tasavor bokoni! va inke age afsordast, be khatere ine ke mibine ke ye sery ro nemitoone rooshoon tasir bezare oon joory ke doost dare va vaghty ke ye sery mikhan jelosh vaisan va be rahe 2rost hedayatesh bokonan, kale shagh bazi dar miyare!"
vali nagoftam... baa inke delam mikhast rastesho behesh begam... har chi bashe, oonam doosam dare... va man nemitoonam baravarde bokonam khastasho...
pas kooshin?!?! say mikonam in dafe kale shagh bazi dar nayaram... kooshin?! biyain... biyain dige... man hanoozam montazeram, montazere harfe taze... poufff...
nemikham aslan esme baghiyaro bebaram! vali delam mikhad harfaayi ke behem gofte shodaro inja begam! taa khali sham! dige ehsas mikonam ke dare ziyadi mishe toom!!!
1 : rabeteye mano oon, hich arzeshi nadare... chon ke arzeshesho nemidoone... vali rabeteye mano to, kheyli ba arzesh tar o moghadas tare! vase man vaghan moghadase... vaghan...
2 : ashkan behem goftesh ke in chand vaghte ashegh shodi!!!
-az koja?!
-mige az hame chim maloome!!! az tarze on shodan, az tarze harf zadan, az tarze chat kardan! man dige nemidoonam az koja mige!
-ahan... che jaleb!!! khob hatman hasty dige!!! rasty, ashkan aslan chetore? khoobe?! lol... hame mikhan mokheto bezanan!!!
3 : ah! nabayad migofty besh dige! man inhame zajr mikesham o say mikonam ke oon nafahme, bad to yeho mirini dige! ah... khob movazeb baash...
- are... havasam nabood khob! bebakhshid...
-mohem nist baba... hala halet chetore?! behtar shodi?! inghad khodeto zajr nade!!!
4 : [2bare] in chand vaghte LohrasP afsordast, maa 2ta ham narahatim! negaraneshim... ye kary kon!
5 : LohrasP, khoobesh kon! khahesh mikonam... bahash harf bezan... baa doostet harf bezan... man dige kamelan gij shodam!
6 : dige amri, davayi, foshi, chizi o kary nadary?
7 : hey salam!
-salam!ID mano az koja ovordi?!
-az persianhiphop
-eeee... oonja IDim ham bood?!
-uhum!
-che jaleb... fekr nemikardam... khob esmet chiye?!
-sedam mikonan venus
-ahan. khob salam venus...
vaaay... too persian hiphop addet mikonam... vali alan bayad beram... bebakhshid... bye...
-ok... bye
8 : salam LohrasP joonam! chetory?! baba chera hich khabary azat nist?! delam vasat tang shode!!! hatman dary dars mikhooni dige! afarin pesare khoob! dars bekhoon, dars bekhoon!!! manam kolli delam vasat tang shode... movazebe khodet bash!!! emtahanato khoob bedi... buhbye!
9 : yani manam jozve adamaaye mamnooam?
-are, toam hasty. etefaghan male to shadid tare...
-eee... akhe chera?!
-chon ke har ki ke bahash bishtar ertebat dashtam, mamnoo tare dige! masalan sanaz esmesh biyad, man tokhmam too dahaname!!!
-ah...
10 : ebraaze hamdardi... hala vaghteshe ke vasat ye GF jadid peyda konim...
- na baba... velemoon kon... too moodesh nistam...
-fekr nemikoni 2nbale bahoone bood?!
-fekr nemikonam... motmaenam.
11 : bebakhshid agha, dastmal saretoono az koja kharidin?!
-nemidoonam vallah... hediyast...
-eee... heif shod... khob nemidoonin koja kollan dastmal sar mikharan?!
-hame jaahaayi ke bootik bashe, mifrooshan!
-shoma intarafa jayi ro mishnasin ke komakam konin? man jayi ro balad nistam...
- na moteasefaane... manam balad nistam! khoonamoon inja nist! vali fekr konam tooye dowlat hatman bashe!
-merC...
-khahesh mikonam!
12 : negaranetam... ziyad!
in 1 hafte tooye mobilam bood... 2del boodam ke bezaramesh ya na! vali akharsar emshab gozashtam...
hanoozam bas nist?!
na?!
dige fekr konam haminghad kafiye...
khob adam avalesh ye joory rabetehasho tarif mikone... hade aghal bishtare adama in karo mikonan... va man az in kaar badam miyad... kheyli ham badam miyad... doost daram k ehamoon ghad ke rabete potansiel dare o mitoone, jelo bere va hich kas yaa hich chiz natoone jelosho begire va hata khode man ham komakesh konam ke jelo bere... harcheghad bishtar, behtar...
na, man dige khodam nistam... chera man khodam nistam?! chera nemitoonam khodamo contorol konam?! chera asabani misham zood?! chera modam daad mizanam?! man inshekli boodam ke aroome aroom boodam... bad hamishe negah mikardam... hamishe goosh mikardam va hamishe hichi nemigoftam, taa ye mogheyiat be dast biyaram taa inke hameye harfaam o betoonam sabet konam... jory ke dige ehtiyaj be bahs kardan nabashe... vali alan dige oonjoory nistam... aslan oonjoory nistam! alan zood asabani misham! kheyli zood!
ba medad rooye kaghaz mishe nevesht... shayad carbonhaaye rooye kaghaz bad az ye modat paak shan, vali tooye zehne adam, hich vaght hichi paak nemishe... khob?!
makhsoosan age oon adam man basham... ke tak take chizaayi ke ye moghe be dardam khordan, yaa be dardam khahand khord va a ye zare mohem boodan ro yadam mimoone... magar inke be zarare man, yaa ye nafar ke kheyli doosesh daram bashe... pas negaran nabash... jaayi ke jazebe nabashe, vazn mani nadare...
digejaa nadaram sina...chaghoom ro dadam raft... vase inke dame dastam nabashe... vagarna khodamo kheili kheyli rahat tar khali mitoonestam bokonam...vali alan nemitoonam... alan nemitoonam khodamo khali bokonam...
ye chizi oondafe behem sms zad... sms zad ke: vaghty bahat miharfam, ehsas mikonam ke ye filsoofe bozorgi hasty ke tamame moshkelaate zendegi va soalhaasho vase khodesh javab dade va age afsordast, be khatere hemaghate baghiyast yaa inke jelosh vaimisan taa inke rahesho edame nade...
manam javab dadam ke "fek nakonam inshekli bashe... vali har chi to begi!..."vali harfe vagheyiye tooye delamo tanha be indalil nazadam ke poole sms ziyad nayad... harfe vagheyi in bood ke " man hich chizi be joz ye an nistam ke fek mikone tamame soal haasho javab dade! va faghat chon balade che shekli naghsh bazi kone, mitoone baes she ke to inshekli fekr bokoni! inshekli tasavor bokoni! va inke age afsordast, be khatere ine ke mibine ke ye sery ro nemitoone rooshoon tasir bezare oon joory ke doost dare va vaghty ke ye sery mikhan jelosh vaisan va be rahe 2rost hedayatesh bokonan, kale shagh bazi dar miyare!"
vali nagoftam... baa inke delam mikhast rastesho behesh begam... har chi bashe, oonam doosam dare... va man nemitoonam baravarde bokonam khastasho...
pas kooshin?!?! say mikonam in dafe kale shagh bazi dar nayaram... kooshin?! biyain... biyain dige... man hanoozam montazeram, montazere harfe taze... poufff...
nemikham aslan esme baghiyaro bebaram! vali delam mikhad harfaayi ke behem gofte shodaro inja begam! taa khali sham! dige ehsas mikonam ke dare ziyadi mishe toom!!!
1 : rabeteye mano oon, hich arzeshi nadare... chon ke arzeshesho nemidoone... vali rabeteye mano to, kheyli ba arzesh tar o moghadas tare! vase man vaghan moghadase... vaghan...
2 : ashkan behem goftesh ke in chand vaghte ashegh shodi!!!
-az koja?!
-mige az hame chim maloome!!! az tarze on shodan, az tarze harf zadan, az tarze chat kardan! man dige nemidoonam az koja mige!
-ahan... che jaleb!!! khob hatman hasty dige!!! rasty, ashkan aslan chetore? khoobe?! lol... hame mikhan mokheto bezanan!!!
3 : ah! nabayad migofty besh dige! man inhame zajr mikesham o say mikonam ke oon nafahme, bad to yeho mirini dige! ah... khob movazeb baash...
- are... havasam nabood khob! bebakhshid...
-mohem nist baba... hala halet chetore?! behtar shodi?! inghad khodeto zajr nade!!!
4 : [2bare] in chand vaghte LohrasP afsordast, maa 2ta ham narahatim! negaraneshim... ye kary kon!
5 : LohrasP, khoobesh kon! khahesh mikonam... bahash harf bezan... baa doostet harf bezan... man dige kamelan gij shodam!
6 : dige amri, davayi, foshi, chizi o kary nadary?
7 : hey salam!
-salam!ID mano az koja ovordi?!
-az persianhiphop
-eeee... oonja IDim ham bood?!
-uhum!
-che jaleb... fekr nemikardam... khob esmet chiye?!
-sedam mikonan venus
-ahan. khob salam venus...
vaaay... too persian hiphop addet mikonam... vali alan bayad beram... bebakhshid... bye...
-ok... bye
8 : salam LohrasP joonam! chetory?! baba chera hich khabary azat nist?! delam vasat tang shode!!! hatman dary dars mikhooni dige! afarin pesare khoob! dars bekhoon, dars bekhoon!!! manam kolli delam vasat tang shode... movazebe khodet bash!!! emtahanato khoob bedi... buhbye!
9 : yani manam jozve adamaaye mamnooam?
-are, toam hasty. etefaghan male to shadid tare...
-eee... akhe chera?!
-chon ke har ki ke bahash bishtar ertebat dashtam, mamnoo tare dige! masalan sanaz esmesh biyad, man tokhmam too dahaname!!!
-ah...
10 : ebraaze hamdardi... hala vaghteshe ke vasat ye GF jadid peyda konim...
- na baba... velemoon kon... too moodesh nistam...
-fekr nemikoni 2nbale bahoone bood?!
-fekr nemikonam... motmaenam.
11 : bebakhshid agha, dastmal saretoono az koja kharidin?!
-nemidoonam vallah... hediyast...
-eee... heif shod... khob nemidoonin koja kollan dastmal sar mikharan?!
-hame jaahaayi ke bootik bashe, mifrooshan!
-shoma intarafa jayi ro mishnasin ke komakam konin? man jayi ro balad nistam...
- na moteasefaane... manam balad nistam! khoonamoon inja nist! vali fekr konam tooye dowlat hatman bashe!
-merC...
-khahesh mikonam!
12 : negaranetam... ziyad!
in 1 hafte tooye mobilam bood... 2del boodam ke bezaramesh ya na! vali akharsar emshab gozashtam...
hanoozam bas nist?!
na?!
dige fekr konam haminghad kafiye...
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