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- PARDE GOSHAYI:
shayad nabayad mineveshtam...ya hade aghal age gharar bood nanevisam bayad be gholam amal mikardam...nemidoonam shayad bazam eshtebah kardam...daghighan mese hameye oon comment hayi ke vase sanaz gozashtam...
emrooz dashtam hameye post haye sanaz ro dobare mikhooondam...fahmidam ke cheghadr commente chert o pert gozashte boodam khodam khabar nadashtam...khob gharare parde goshayi konim?faghat vase poste ghabli?ya vaseye hameye post ha?shayadam har koodoom ke shoma bekhayd...khob pas shooroo konid.beporsid man javab midam...yooooohoooo!

- "do rah dari. ya bayad kolan az zehnet pakesh koni ke nemitooni.yani age in karo bokoni bayad nesfe khodetam faramoosh koni.ya inke bad bakht beshi.vase chi badbakht beshi?khob bazam do halat dare.shayadam se halat.halat aval ine ke behesh beresi.ta vaghti ke omr dari vaghti ye eshtebahi mikoni sar koofte yaroo ro behet mizane.dige nemitooni tahamol koni. shayad begi oon az in akhlagha nadare.are shayad sar kooft naazne vali too khodesh ke jam mikone.chon belakhare oon yeki diga ro dide.vaghti too khodesh jam mishe narahat mishe.oon narahat beshe to narahat mishi.babakht shodi.halate dovombarnagarde.to ham namardi nakoni(!) beri soraghe yeki dige.na badbakht mishi.oon too zehnet hast.kam kam az oon ye ghool misazi.na chera ghool?ye khoda misazi.ye bot.hamishe too pas zamine ye zehnet baghi mimoone. hich joori nemitooni varesh dari.na tanha khodeto badbakht mikoni ke nafare dovom ham badbakht mishe.halate sevom barnagarde.to ham ba eshghe(!)e oon besoozi.are shayad in behtarin rah bashe.vali yadet bashe ke in khode khod badbakhtie.heh!(az hamoon heh haye bahar...)har ja beri be hamin ja miresi.badbakht mishi."
dovom shakhse mofrad.noee shiveye negaresh.albate hich adame agheli in shive ro too daste bandi hash ja nemide.akhe kam adami peyda mishe ke az in ravesh estefade kone.nevisande danaye kole va hame chiz ro be rokhe khanande mikeshe.ketabe aftab dar hejab asare seyyed mehdie shojaee ham be hamin ravesh neveshte shode.az vizhegihaye bareze in no neveshte ine ke nevisande dar har chand tike az jomalati nazire:"man oon moghe ham midoonestam...","man midoonestam ama behet nagoftam...","man oon ja be khatere felan chiz,felan kar ro kardam..."va gheyre estefade mikone ta kar ro pas az tamoom shodan be nafe khodesh tamoom kone!
**P.N.**:albate man ke be webloge ha sar mizadam koli neveshte ba hamin nasr peyda kardam...baraye mashooghe nevisandeye matn!!!

gahi adam majboor mishe ke be khatere ie chizi, ie chizi ke be nazare khodesh barash kheili moheme kari ro bokone, masalan ye doroghi ro bege ke hame fekr konan dare rast mige va badan azash estefade kone, baraye taraf khobe, makhsosan agar ahle chizaii mesle zajr keshidan va dadan bashe; nabayad migoftam adama, bayad begam "man". hamni kar ham kheili zajram mide, vali charei nadaram alan.

Saleh jan bebakhshid ke daram ino migam vali bayad no begam inja; avali ke khastim ib blogpbezanim khastim az khodemon begim va chizi ke esmesho gozashte boodim "doniaye ma"; be nazaram bayad bi ria tar az in benebisim va vazeh tar.

daram bikhial misham, bazi chiza ke alan baram biahamiat shodan bayad baram dobare ahamiat peida konan, hata baraie ie modat, shayad kotah, shayadam toolani; alan nemidonam be koja miresam, az in mitarsam.

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- Sanaz, pegah, naseh, sina, saghar, sheyda, lohrasP, aidin, parham, kian, pedram, soheil, artakh, farshad, mehrtash, ali b, mahan, pouya, ghazal, vahid,, sepehr, arada, saeed m, bahram.

- Bazoo hayi dar dahane mahie morakkab vojood darand ke moshabehe zabane aftabparast hastand. Shetabe in bazoo ha 5 barabare shetabe geraneshe zamin ast yani nesfe shetabe zabane aftabparast. Ama tavajoh konid in bazoo ha dar ab in shetab ra darand.

- Ensan modat hast ba ahli kardane gav va goospand damparvari mikonad. Ama million ha sal ast ke morche ha bas hate ha damparvari mikonand.

- Barname yi mostanad didam ke dar an fardi mashghool be mahigiri bood. Dar hali ke oo ba khoshhali mahie dar dam oftade ra biroon mikeshid nagahan soosmari az ab biroon jahid va be mahi hamle kard. Mahi ra baleed va choobe mahigirie mahigir ra ba khod be daroone ab bord. (dar in lahze bayad goft: mahigir….mahigir(ba ritm khande shaved!))

- Eslam be zate khod nadarad eybi***har eyb ke hast az mosalmanie mast
be gerde kabe gardidan mosalman mishavad kafar***mosalmani koja bashad ke kofr az kabe barkhizad(kazhtabie zaban dar har do mesra!)

- Armine toroghi

- Ers

- Motore elektriki

- Saate aghaye Dr(!) ahamdi nezhad!!!!

- Ye mordabe, ye mordabe, ye mordabe, ye mordabe tooye tan az faramooshi, ye cheraghi ke mire roo be khamooshi, nagardad sholevar bihoode mikooshi.

- Gardaneye heyran

- Tahvile sal, rish, tavize lebas

- Ghiafeye yaroo kheyli ashena bood[mizad!].

- Veshkoone riz, daroone badan!

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avval az hame manzelat ke inghadr zood up mikonam...
alan ke dashtam mi andishidam(!)(in alamat taajob baraye vazhe ye andishidan nist...baraye andishidane mane...) be in natije residam ke ta akhere tatilat inja nanevisam...mobile am ke khamooshe...yahoo messenger ham ke nadaram...tehran ham nistam ke be telephone javab bedam...injoori hale shoma ham gerefte nemishe...yani age gerefte beshe ham alan gerefte mishe...albate comment shayad bezaram...khob...sale noye khoobi dashte bashid...

haji piroozam...bale...sali ye roozam...bale...hame midoonan...bale...man ham midoonam...bale...eyde nowrooze...bale...sali ye rooze...bale...

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beshkan beshkane...beshkan...man nemishkanam...beshkan...inja beshkanam yar gele dare...oonja beshkanam yar gele dare...har ja beshkanam yar gele dare...hich ja nashkanam yar gele dare...in siahe bichare cheghad hosele dare...

ye eydie khoob ham daram vase hamatoon(!):
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(faghat baraye oomadane ax az tooye properties addresse ax ro copy konid...bad "O" ye dovome roozonline ro "0"(sefr) bezarid.....;) )

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ye chizi hast be name nasre sayale zehn....nemidoonam shenide boodin ya na....ama neveshte hayi mese biganeye Albert Cumos(ke too parsi alber kamo khoonde mishe....) ya samfonie mordegan(nemidoonam samphony che joori neveshte mishe...) az abbase maroofi az in goone neveshte hayand!!....jomalate koootah...har chi ke nevisande be zehnesh miad minevise....albate inghadr ham ke man daram migam sade nist...age sade bood ke kamo yeki az se nevisandeye bartare tarikhe faranse nemishod...oonam kenare adamayi mese jean. paul sartre....!
"mamanam emrooz mord.shayad ham dirooz.nemidoonam.telgerami be in mazmoon az asayeshga...."
are jomalate kootah...ba fel haye gozashte....ye dafe ye jomleye boland vasatesh miad ba fele hal!!!gharare kamelan hesse nevisanda ro montaghel kone....asan nemidoonam shayad oon nevisande haye gonde mese kamo khodeshoono mikoshan ta ye joori benevisan ke khanande too zehnesh in joori talaghi beshe ke nevisande har chi be zehnesh residaro gofte....man ta hala be nasre sayale zehn naneveshtam....yani neveshtama...ama nadadam kesi bekhoone be khatere hamin nemidoonam oon neveshte yi ke neveshtamo man behesh migam nasre sayal hamoon chizie ke mikhoonamo behesh migam nasre sayal ya na....!!!kheyli bahale ha....!
"aragh bar goone hayam ravan bood.chon kolah nadashtam, ba dastmal khod ra bad mizadam.mamoore dafn chiz hayi be man goft ke nashnidam.dar hamin hengam sare khod ra ba dastmali ke dar daste chap dashtaz aragh pak mikard...."
ketabe bigana ro nakhoondid...?samfonie mordegan ro chi...?oonam nakhoondid...?aha ye koodoom az ina ro khoondid...?shayadam joftesho khoondid...!man nemidoonam age khoondid ke ye bar dige har kooodoomo bekhoonid...age nakhooondid ke kheyli kharid...!aha rasti asan kesi injaro mikhoone...?man baraye ki daram minevisam....?oon pahaye sabet ke raftan....yadesh be kheyr....na kheyram asan az oon zamoon khosham nemiad....az alan ham khosham nemiad....daram zare zare kharab misham....dige nemikham az sargije begam.....yani hade aghal alan ba khodam gharar mizaram dige nagam.....midoonam ke mizanam ziresh....ama nafse kar mohemmme ke ino mige....khob chi begam.....vaghti kesi nemikhoone rahat tar mitoonam benevisam...man dooroogh goftam...faghat vase inke hadde aghal dige asabe doostan khoord nabashe neveshtam:"baba be khoda hale man khoobe..."nemitoonam be ye seri adam dooroogh begam...sari azab vojdan migiram....delam mikhad gerye konam...ino ghablan ham behet goftam...goftam ke too baghale kia mikham gerye konam....:((....plz huge me....:((
khob dars bayad bekhoonam...chi bekhoonam...?olymiad...?bekhooonam ghabool misham.bekhoonam...?bekhoonam jozve 40 nafar miram...tala ke nemigiram...asan age jozve 40 nafar besham too dore nemiram...sina ghabool nashodi...asabam khoorde....kamtar az 24 saat se bar ba babam dava kardam....yani kolan se bar ba ham harf zadim...har se bar be davaye shadid montahi shod....in che zendegiyiye?....delam mikhad fosh bedam....be ki?....be to...be khodam....be sina.... be lohrasP....be saghar....be pegah....be ostad....na be mahan na....be pooya ....be ghazal ham fohsh nemidam....aha....be nanaz...be sanaz....be azin...oh...fosh khore a`zam yadam raft....be sheyda....be khodam....be aghaye jalali.....be babam...
be mamanam....be sadaf...be dadash....be babaye lohrasP....be maman homa ham na....be arvand...be behnam...be niloo...be soheil...be kian...be pedram....be artakh....be farshad....vay cheghad ziadan...nemitoonam be hamashoon fohsh bedam....be khodam...be khodam......be khodam.....be khodam...be khodam...be khodam...be khodam....khob bezar fosh bedam....

ahamiat

chera man injoori shodam?
chera bazi chiza baram ahamiateshono az dast dadan?
chera man injoori shodam?
che joori mitoonam kari bokonam ke dobare bazi chiza baram ahamiat peida konan? chizaii ke tu zendegim mitoonan tasir bezaran, vali alan hamashoon divert shodan?
khoshhalam az inke andak chizaii hanooz baram ahamiat daran

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بابا به خدا حال من خوبه....هوی با توام می گم خوبم
امروز سینا یه حرفی زد که خوب شدم
البته فقط به احترام سینا!
حالا چند تا مطلب:
دو تای اول ماله سینا اِ!!!!!

-اسلام به ذات خود ندارد عیبی****هر عیب که هست از مسلمانی ماست

-هیچ گاه عشق نفرت نمی آفریندو نفرت عشق

-گاوس اثبات کرد 17 ضلعی منتظم را می توان در دایره محاط کرد. با همین اثبات دکترای خود را در سن 17 سالگی گرفت. سپس اثبات کرد هر دو به توان دو به توان اِن ضلعی منتظمی رامی توان در دایره محاط کرد.جالب این جاست که بر خلاف انتظار هر چندضلعی منتظمی را نمی توان در دایره محاط کرد.هه!مثال:7

-ارشمیدس حجم و سطح کره را با ترازوی مخصوص خودش به صورت دقیق اندازه گیری کرد. می گویند که او با این روش انتگرال گرفته است

-به تازگی ماده ای جدید کشف شده که ضریب شکست منفی داره.البته اردشیر اینو بهم گفته

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پلک هایم را روی هم می گذارم
باشد که لحظه ای سیاهی ها بروند
همه جا تاریک می شود
مجبورم بایستم تا زمین نخورم
با کورسوی امید چشمانم را می گشایم تا شاید
تا شاید دیگر سیاهی نرود
سرم گیج می رود
باز راه می روم
آخر عجله دارم
ناناز یا ساناز منتظرم هستند
به طرز هول ناکی زمین می خورم
نا ندارم که برخیزم
عجله دارم
دستم را بگیرید

ie chize dige rajebe donyaye man, chizi ke kheili mano aziat mikone va shayad ham baes mishe ke baghie ham nafahman man chi mikham va ona ham narahat beshan,
onam chizi nist joz harf zadan; man nemitoonam joori ke baghie mitoonan harfeshono bezanan bezanam, shayad kheili behtar va bishtar az baghie sharaieto dark konam va barashon rahe hal dashte basham vali chon nemitoonam baianesh konam baes mishe ke natoonam harfamo bezanam; in moshekel faghat dar oon joor mavared nis ke mano aziat mikone, aslan ezhare nazar nakardan dar morede oon joor mavared mano narahat nemikone, chizi ke mano kheili narahat mikone ine ke nemitonam harfi ke dar morede khodame bezanam va bayanesh konam va moshkelamo begam, kheili vaghta delam gerefte va midoonam ke chi mikham vali nemitoonam baianesh konam; nemidoonam chera nemitoonam
kheili shode ke behem goftan ke harf bezan va begoo vali khob az inja behetoon migam ke nemitoonestam harf bezanam va nemitoonam
in chizie ke gahi kheili mano zajr mide

ie chize dige, midoonid tu filme matrix, mashin haa matrix ro bar che paie'i sakhtan ta energy begiran? midoonid chera oon system javab nadad?gahi mikham oon jomleie shamlu ro behet begam:"doostat daram bi anke bekhahamat", arada behem nehsonesh dad