salam!!! [ dont say what a retard he is! plz! ]

chetorin?! [ ok, now you can say im the retard! wha eve! ]

khob bezarin benevisam... aval az hame inke saleh, az inke zang zadi kheyliiii khoshhal shodam!!!:D parhamam zang zad khoshhal shodam!:D sina ham ke zang zad dige zogh marg shode boodam!:D chi kar konam dige! adame nadid badidam dige...:D

try out vase teame basket hoodoodan 3 hafte o nime digast! vali physical test 3 hafte digast! bayad 45 taa shenaa, baa raayate rules [ fuckin insane i tell you! they have like 3 rules for push-ups!!! i mean common ! ] bayad berim! vaa ye sery ham test e 2yidan o inaa hast...

hanooz bishtar az har adami ke tahala molaghat kardam miparam!:D age bishtar naparam, kamtar nemiparam!:D age 2bare angoshtam pine bebande ke betoonam toope basket ro 2rost hesabi too dastam beiram, motmaenan dunk mizanam... chon taa moch miram balaaye halghe! vali nemitoonam bokonamesh oontoo... eyne ine ke adam sikh bokone inghad hadaf girish bad bashe ke natoone bokone too... how embaresing is that?! man bejaa yaroo boodam bad az bare 3vom ke natoonestam bokonam, miram jagh mizanam... kardan be yaroo nayoomade... pas natije giri akhlaghi chiye?! : age natoonesty bad az 3bar dunk bezani, be maniye ine ke bayad jagh bezani taa angoshtat pine bebande...

did you miss me?! [ yeah of course im a retard! ]

sathe energy dare mire bala!!! saghar o sheida hanooz energy migiran from time to time, vali sathe energy dare mire bala!!! yavash yavash too kelasaye sale 10 im [ ke alan faghat yedoone shode ke oonam social e ] hame fahmidan sale 12iyam, say mikonan mano bekhandoonan o shirin baazi darbiyaran vasam ke baa sal 12i refigh shan!:)) how immuture is that?! huh?

english raftam sale 11! yaroo moaleme sale 11, bad az 2 rooz sare kelasesh neshestan, behem goftesh ke challenge kon in course ro! dary vaghteto talaf mikoni [ definition of challenging a course : when you challenge a course, you dont have to attend classes and you are only obligated to write the tests ] bad dige hads mizanin hatman dige ke too koonam party bood!:D be ghole ali seda doobs doobsesh az poshte chat ham mioomad!:D

emrooz raftim bowling! my average was 110 [ age nemidooni 110 average yani cheghad khoobe, ye nafar ke bazish mamooliye, 150-170 scor mizane. champion haa +250. professional hoodoode 200. ] be goftare dige, RIDAM!:)) 2khtaraa hoodoode 50-100 mizanan!:)) dige bebinin cheghad jaleb bood!:)) taghsire man nist ke toop andaze daste man nadaran ke ...

akh akh akh! ki doost dare baa 2khtare hamghade khodesh bere biroon akhe?! hich kas! makhsoosan mogheyi ke hamghade man bashe! baba zeshte! hade aghal ye zare az man kootah tar bash azizam...

daram miram peer tutering [ definition of peer tutering : when you teach [tuter] your peers [other students that are in your school] and they could always ask for your help, its called peer tutering.] oonayi ke khoda ro ghabool daran : doa konin karrey behem biofte!:D oonayi ke khoda ro ghabool nadaran : arezoo konin karrey behem biofte!:D bichare khodesh roosh nemishe biyad bege ke mano tuter kon... az hame 2khtaraye classhaam ham kind tar o friendly tare!!! [ ow who am i kiddin?! what am i takin you guys for?! she is fuckin gorgeous! ] albate in statmenty ke tooye braket kardam, statmenthaaye ghablimo naghz nemikone! havasetoon bashe!

hanooz az oonjaayi ke apply kardam, bem zang nazadan ke biyaa vasamoon kaar kon... farda mishe ye hafte... ey ke nanato khaharet be ham peyvand bokhoran! [ you gotta try sayin that in their face! you would just love it when the give you that puzzled look and say : "pardon me?" bad to too delet hey mikhandi!!!

you have did your Cos wrong! look at my Cos! i did my Cos wrong! but take a look at yours!!! its definitly wrong! next time your doin any kind of Cos, be careful to do it right! just like my Cos! [ plz read with an american\canadian accent!!! ]

mashghaaye english amo naneveshtam emrooz!:D yuhoo haa haa haa!!! in avalin bariye az avale madrese ke mashghamo naneveshtam!!!:D harchi goftan bekhoonin, mese bachehaaye khoob khoondam, va neveshtam! vali khodayish rephrasing e macbeth, act e 4, scene e 3 [ saleh knows what i mean ] kheyli adame tang mikhad! natanha tahala too zendegit nabayad morede enayat gharar dade mishodi, balke baa aliB ham hamneshini nemiboodi o taze too havaye -30 daraje baa koone lokht migashty too khiaboon taa enghebaaz peyda kone! [ now you have a good grasp of how hard it is!:D ]

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yeki az mushi o ardeshir ejaze begire ke man ahange ardeshir o mushi ro up konam ke baghiye oonam DL konan!!! khahesh mikonam manteghi beheshoon tozi bedin ke bezaran up konam!:D [ heh! logical!:)) lol ] ba tashakor az hamkaaraane gerami!!!

vahid bood ke migoft man six pack dar nemiyaram sale pish daneshgaahi?! :D bezarin man lebasayi ke doost daram ro bekharam, bad ye ax ke vase jaame' rappery endakhtam, injaa ham mizaram ke bedin besh bebine, bad mitoonin besh begin ke "ghorboonesh beram, mitoone biyad bokhore!":D

... Breakin my back just to know you name,
17 tracks n i had it with this game ...

base dige!:D bas nist?!:D hala taa dafe bad!!!:D

be omide didar!!!