yadetoone ke ye post neveshtam ke toosh rajebe hame, hame chiz neveshtam?! alanam mikham ye chizi shabihe oon benevisam! faghat be jaash be kasayi ke delam az dasteshoon pore, eyne rig fosh bedam! va rajebe hameye adamaye zendegim nanevisam!!! eyne rig... kasayi ke khejalat mikeshan az fosh, nakhoonan... kasayi ke naraht mishan va fek mikonan esmeshoon too in liste, nakhoonan... kasayi ke ehtemal midan yeki az doostashoon yaa kasayi ke vasash arzesh ghael mishan tooye in liste, nakhoonan... az ghabl behetoon goftam... pas kose naneye har madar jendeyi ke ino bekhoone o narahat she... chon az ghabl be heikale kirish goftam o tooye oon mokhe periodesh naraft ke nakhoone injaro...

be tartibe hooroofe alefbaa:

Aida : ridam dahanet ke nemitooni ye zare tahamol bokoni oon parhame kiri ro!!! ah!!! akhlaghesh gohe?! khob are hast! khodet bahash doost shodi!!! pas inghad alaki gerye nakon asabe mano khoord mikoni!!! akhe adam cheghad gerye mikone?! baba hala baaz zang bezan behem, baa oon lahne tokhmit o boghze ridemoonet, bad harf bezan, bad man toro aroom konam, khodam biyoftam ye gooshe!!! AH!!!

Aidin : age roozi ke dashtam miraftam, khoob nabodi, khodam baa 2ta dastam gardaneto khoord mikonam!!! fahmidi?! khoob sho!!! dige nemitoonam bebinam inghad afsordeyi...!!! :((

Farzane : che adame kodani khodesho VENUSE seda mikone?! baba inghad etemad be nafs?! biyaa payin baba!! hala GF farzin boodi ke bodi!!! oon ahangaayi ke farzin dade biroon, mardom be jaa kandom, kireshoono mikonan toosh bad mikonan too koone 2khtare!!! velam kon baba... hoselato nadaram zanikeye khodbine kesafat...

Khashayar : kasi azat ahang mikhad, 2ta ahange khodeto o ardalano midi?! taghsire mane ke kary kardam nesfe tehran beshnasanet!!! bad behet migan ahang bede az khodet, barmidary happy birthday o the child ro vase man midi?! na, hasoodim nashod ke chera male mano nadadi be un madrese 2khtaroone ke hamoon tor ke asheghe to shodan, asheghe manam beshan! faghat asabiyam ke toye kiri, hame jaa ke azat kaar mikhan, be fekre khodety!!! hata too 360 ham faghat kaaraaye khodeto gozashty!!! akhe cheghad adam mitoone koskalak bashe?! chegahd adam mitoone 2roo bashe?! va man... man migam bayad baa khashayar ham mashverat konam! bezar bebinam nazare khashayar chiye! khashayar, khashayar, khashayar!!! ah!!! KIR! AH! khodet ke migi manzoory nadashty o konkoor boode o dalilaaye maskhare dige.. man ke felan kaar mikonam baat! mohem nist... fekr kon ke nemifahmam... vali havaset bashe ke ki dare miyaratet bala... man be to ehtiyaj nadaram, to be man ehtiyaj dary... vali bashe... 2ta verse to bekhoon, 1doone man mikhoonam... bazam miram hame jaa migam ke lyric haaye rasme zendegi o wanna die ro nesfesho khashayar neveshte... miram migam ke felan ahango khashayar sakhte... bashe... bashe... man baa prodecure almaniye saro kale bezanam, to beshin... man beram tehran pars baa barzed sohbat konam... to beshin khoone... man beram meetingi ke mamad reza mizare, joon bekanam ke sahme bishtary az pool ro behemoon bedan, to beshin khoone... mohem nist baba... mohem nist...

Parham : moteasefam ke ino behet migam, vali nadidam ke tooye ye rabeteye GF, BFi, kasi be andazeye to betoone berine!!! ahan... chera yadam oomad... to rotbeye 2vom ro dary... saghar rotbeye aval ro dare...

Pegah : sookoot vasat kafiye. be jaaye inke behet fosh bedam, faghat sookoot mikonam...

Pouya : dahanet service she ishallah [ elahi aamin ]

Milad : ay kiraaam dahanet!!! khale taliye ro doost daram! amoo shahram ro ham doost daram! vali hamin be oon 2ta fosh nemidam!!! vali kiiiiiraaaammmm dahaaannneeet jende mashiniye kosmokhe avaziye lajane goosaleye gaave bishoure kodane ahmaghe kooniye koskeshe laashiye bi sharafe khak bar sare sage ane sage meimoone shampaanzeye paste khod foorooshe chaghale goshade soorakh koone chalghooze ridemoone anlooleye tokhmiye tokhm aliye feshariye andooniye an baariye gohiye an pore avazie porroo!!! cheghad mikhay behet fosh bedam?! in fosha alan be zehnam miyad! hosleey fekr kardan ham nadaram ke bazam ezafe konam! hala miri vase man be saleh o pouya migi ke man chiam o kiyam?! ke bad saleh zang bezane saghar ke LohrasP ba navid dava karde?! badesham saghar behem nage, bege ke joon ghasam khordamo nemitoonam behet begam kiye kasi ke in harfo zade behem?! man koja baa navid harf zadam?! are, age bebinamesh, chaghoosh mizanam!!! daram ghasam mikhordam ke age kasi jelomo nagire, yani age kasi 2dasty azam avizoon nashe, chaghoo mizanmaesh! joory chaghoo mizanamesh ke taa mogheye england raftanesh bimarestan bashe!!! hala miri khod shirini mikoni?! miri kos sher migi?! akhe chesh tokhmi, in che kariye?!! rasmeshe bad az 15 sal, vase nazdik shodam be ye sabaye jendeye les, beri inchizaro begi!? badesham zang bezani behem ke man in vasat hich karam?! har chi begam, kam goftam vase oon heikale nahset!!! hala baaz boro zir aabe mano bezan... boro kos begoo... boro rabeteye mano sagharo az ini ke hast kiri tar kon!!! boro natanaha navid, balke doostaye goh tar az khodesham vasate mano saghar jaa bede ke ghashang man taa tah bere toom!!! negaran nabash... oon choobe hast ke kenare shofazhe khoone maman homast?! hamooni ke gozashtanesh oonja dozda ro bahash bezanan?! taa tak mikonam too kooneT!!!! to bazam gohe ziyadi bokhor, bad choobaro mikonam too koone pooya, pooya ro mikonam too koone saba, saba ro mikonam too koone yasi, bad yasi ro ba oon sigaraye bargesh mifrestam too koonet!!! AH!!!AHSHAHSFASVSDLVLMSVsdvsvsSVDSvVVMSDVSDMVS,.DV NMSFBVNMDFSBDFBDBDMBDFBNDFGKBNDFGBIDFNBKIFGDNBFL MFDGMBDGLKBMFDMFGLNMMFDG.VBMNGMBNF;DONBMFDGNFGDMNOF GDNMFGHDNGNFK;LNMFDNNNGFHDNGHN

Mohamad : kiram too kose amat ke mano gayidi to baba!! setare male to! mage man gereftamesh baba?! khodesh kerm dare! be man che?! ah!!! mizanam nanao migam aa!!! baa ghade 160 vase man shaakh bazi dar nayar bache khoshgel!!! khoonat enghelabe?! be tokhmam!!! enghelab ke adamo bache khafan nemikone madar jende....

Navid : be tokhmam ke colt dary! akharesh ine ke mikoshim dige!!! vali man ye yaadegari mizaram vasat!!! kose nanat!

SAGHAR : VAAY!!! KE AGE BEKHAM RAJEBE TO MAN BENEVISAM, BAYAD YE BANDWIDTH E 100 MB BEHEM BEDAN, FAGHAT TOOSH BESHINAM BENEVISAM!!!FAGHATTT TEXT BENEVISAM!!! BAD YE BAND WIDTHE E 1 GB I HAM BEHEM BEDAN KE SEDAAHAAYI KE ZABT KARDAMO BEZARAM TOOSH!!! YANI TOO KALAMAT NEMISHE GOFT KE TO CHE ADAME FUCKED UPI HASTY!!! TO KALAMAT NEMISHE GONJOOND KE TO CHEGHAD AZ ZENDEGIMO AZAM GEREFTY O MANO KOSHTY... TOO KALAMAT NEMISHE!!! MIFAHMI?!!?!?!?!?!? NEMISHEEEE!!!!!!!!! VALI HANOOZ SOOKOOT... HANOOZ NAAZ KESHIDAN... HANOOZ... hanooz... poufff...

Saleh : che margete baba?! :((

Setare : ey khoda!!! komaket kardam! mohamad vasat mimire! dige chera be man sirish shodi zanike avazi?! baba pesare dare mimire vasat!!! hanooz mikhay zajresh bedi?! velesh kon dige baba!!! adam cheghad mitoone avazi bashe akhe?!!!! moshkele ravani dary?! oghdeyi hasty?!

Shaghayegh : yaa har adame kiriye digeyi hasty ke kos midi bee har mojoode jonbandeyi!!! vasate esmet N dare?! oon N laa paat! avale esmet N dare?! mikonam danahet az too koonet dar biyad!!! base dige kiri bazi!!! benal che madar jendeyi hasty!!! babat kir nadade bokhory ke inshkeli lah lah mizani o kos kos mikoni?! bemir dige... biyaa baa anam khaaket konam zanike lajan...

Sharona : zoore?! zanike kiri, zoore???? age nakham shomarato bardaram behet zang bezanam, bayad oon naneye jendato bebinam, ya oon babaye kirito?! ah, be tokhmam salad oloviyeyi ke 2rost kardi khoshmaze bood!!! chi kar konam?! biyam kiramo bokonam toosh?! baba be anam ke ye mosh khase gar dary! dary arzesheto vasam miyari bala?! goore to o oon khastegaarat!!!

Sheida : jozve adamayi hasty ke nemitoonam jelo khodamo begiram, bayad aroomet konam! nemidoonam chera! shayad be khatere inke kheyliii doosam dary! shayadam be khatere inke mibinam cheghad adame masoomi hasty... vali kaaraat ahamaghanast... va kheyli narahatam mikone... behet hich foshi nemidam... chon ke shayad badtarin foshi ke tahala behem dadi, azizam boode!!! shayadam chon ke behet began Pouya ya LohrasP, migi LohrasP! man nemidoonam vasat chi kar kardam!!! vali khob dige... doosam dary! behet fosh nemidam... say mikonam ehterameto negah daram... vali bazi moghe haa ziyadi asabanim mikonim... vase hamine ke masalan behet salam nemikonam az kenaret rad misham, yaa hata too cheshat ham negah nemikonam... shayadam dooset daram o khodam nemidoonam... vali az ye chizit vaghan khosham miyad... kheyli adame safo sadeyi hasty!!! toot hamooniye ke biroonete!!! ino rajebet vaghan doost daram!!! ahan, ye tashakor! chon saghar ke asabamo kiri mikone, toam narahat mishi!! va in jalebe vasam! nemidoonam, gharar bood kasayi ke mikham beheshoon fosh bedamo injaa benevisam... fekr konam asabaniyataro fosh hesab kardam...

Sina : begoooo digee... baba bazam begooo! :(( khodetam midooni chera oon moghe raftam!!! :(( begooooooo :(( edame bede be goftan!!! :((

Dar Akhar : kose naneye tak take 2khtaraye jendeyi ke tooye 360 addam kardan o khial daran sare karam bezaran!!! becharkh, taa becharkhim!!!

age chizi yadam oomad, UPesh mikonam!!!