Wednesday, June 28, 2006

doost dary chejoory bekhoonam barat man?!
migi nakhoon na az ghose, na az gham
fek konam be khatere ine nadary fahm
shayadam bazam shode aghle saret kam!

baa golnar doost sham?!:O aghlet kam shode?!:O

beto che paam chi shode!!! mikhay faghat beporsi paam chetore ke bad berini behem asabamo khoord koni?!!!

vaghan vase tamame team basket, be joz 1+3 moteasefam ke hazer nistam vase ye hadafe koochik mese bordan tooye mosabeghaate moghadamaty, az shikameshoon begzaran...
vaghan nemidoonam tooye hadafaye gondeye zendegitoon mikhain che shekli be moshkelaat chire shin mo bazi ro bebarin... omidvaram hade aghal az dirooz ye chizi yaad gerefte bashin... eyne hamishe ashkaash male man bood va shomaha bad az chand saat kollan faramoosh kardin... mohem nist... baa inke vaghan mikhastam berim bala... motmaenam hanooz mogheyi ke sedaye man yadetoon miyad ke goftam : " vasam mohem nist alan chetoone! mikham beram bala!!! nayoomadam bazam bebazam!!! vasam mohem nist chejoory!!! shode khodetoono bokoshin!!! " khejalat mikeshin... vali yadetoon bashe ke man moche pamo dadam raft, shomaha [ bazam be joz 1+3 ] raah raftin tooye zamin, sooty dadin o segame khali ro gol nakardin... mohem nist... man ke 1-2 maah oftadam az basket... bebinim shomaha che goli be saretoon mizanin...
hata morabiyam vasash mohem nabood... heh... shoma ye 10 tooye arabi gereftin, vali vase man, mese in bood ke 2bar konkor rad sham o hata daneshgaah azad ham ghabool nasham... haghemoon in nabood...

az shomare nashenaas zang mizane morteza joon ke bardaram gooshimo!:)) nemidoonam che alagheyi dare ke baham harf bezane, man darkesh nemikonam!:))

arman jan, aslan az dastet narahat nistam...gozasht... n i got over it... no really... i did...

na aslan bahat shookhi nemikonam! mage man ba to shookhi daram!!! va modatha bood delam mikhast baghalet konam!!! ke balakhare moyasar shod...
ahan, rasty, bashe! nemikonam!;)

shayad gooshimo azam gereftan!;) vase hamin felan na zang mizanam be kasi baa gooshi, na sms midam! narahat nashin plz...

bardashte sms zade ke : kash nemirafty....... kash mese ghablana mifahmiD!kash man bavaret mikardam vali dir shode! kheyli!
hey honey, where youve been for the last month?! news flash : you fucked me enough!!! n im dead!!! just let go!! go n hook up with anyone of those guys who you always said that are better than me or some other mother fuckin shit! buh the fact is, im dead! just let go!!! n i will go... dont doubt it fo a second... i cant stand this shit anymore!

yo yo yo
im gonn run away fo ever you can have it your way

i dont care bout what you say or if its your tray
couse im so over with yesterday n im so on with today

milad jan... azizam... in harfo ba mohabate kamel mizanam... piss off motherfucker...

avaz shodi, hamechit avaz shode, avala yadete harooz miyoomadi baham harf mizadi, emailamo javab midadi, ye joore dige baram off mizashti, ye joore dige baham harf mizadi, vali alann maloome dige hamechi, taghsire toam nist, man behet hagh midam taghsire khodame, har ki dige bood taze ye foshamam midad miraft, baz to kheyli adame khoobi hasti, man kheyli ehsase badi mikonam yani aslan nemitoonam dige, vaghti fekresho mikonam kheyli narahat misham vali dige kari nemitoonam bokonam , to be man badbin shodi, yani harki digeyiam bood mishod khob in tabiyie, etemadeto az das dadi man fek kardam shayad behtar beshim, vali mibinam ke harooz ke migzare badtar mishe we drift apart even more, in az saram nemire ke gofti ,, dige dalili bara on moondan nadaaram, yani chi in , mano mesle aval nemibini... badam inke... hichi dige...

doom doo rara doom doo raram doom doo rara doom dam dam !

mishe goft alan ke majbooram khoone beshinam, afsorde shodam!

no more driftin, no more roamin.
i will take you home right now.
our home.

melina ghiyasi, madreseye moalem... kasi mishnase?!
na?! i didn thought so either...

so stupid, was i...

in starwars, ajab filme tokhmiyiye... vaghan ke... asan arzeshe ye bar didan ro ham nadare... khoobe?! deletoon khonak shod?! afarin... afarin... age baa in chizaa be hadafetoon miresid, begid khodam be hadaf beresoonametoon azizanam...

ah ah ah! hanooz nemidooni man key tatil misham?! ah ah ah!!! kheyli azat badam oomad!!! ah aha ah!! boro boro...
dar in mavaghe migan, you can suck my dick if you dont like my shit...

ghalamam mikeshid roo kaghaz khat, vali natoonest bede oono be negat rabt!!!

hade aghal felan sheida nist... ahan... shomare 2 e aziz... gofte behet begam ke nahare ke gharare bebarish biroon chi shod... dige man nemidoonam...

hala gooshio mide saeen ke oon behem bege ke biya biroon mikham bebinamet ke delam be halesh besooze... akhe chera soo estefade mikoni?! be khoda age bekhai biam biroon, baa ye vaziyati miyam biroon ke khejalat bekeshi ye zamani mano mishnakhty!! va khodet begi dige naya biroon!!!

jalebe... mese ghalebe name dar oomade...
ttyl
be omide didar
engar midam khode yahoo o gmail ino hamin shekli bezane tahe name haa...

delam vase baran tang mishe! daram hade axare estefade ro azash mikonam alan...




hala bekhand to ahmagh
begoo hame harfaash hast kashk

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

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pas nebesht: koli chiz neveshtam...shayad jaye dige bezaram...ama fek nakonam joore dige mitoonestam inghadr ehsasatamo khoob montaghel konam...
dishab saate 2:05 raft...be in zoodi ha ham fek nakonam bargarde...

noghte noghte noghte va raft va mano tanha tar gozasht

Monday, June 26, 2006

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hey folani! zendegi shayad hamin bashad...
yek faribe sade vo koochak,
an ham az daste azizi ke to donya ra
joz baraye oo vo joz ba oo nemikhahi.

man gomanam zendegi bayad hamin bashad...

(mim.omid)

Ahsant

joz ye mored ke dadlil dasht va hame dar jaryan hastan, kheili ahmaghanast ke yeki az admin ha bekhad poste ye admine dige ro pak kone.
afarin dooste man, afarin. che khob dari pish miri dooste man.
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ye bahsi inja rah oftad dar morede paganism va gharar bood ke 5 edamesh bede. man hanooz montazeram ke adamash bedi. chon hade aghal baraye man kheili soal momkene ke pish biad.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

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nemidoonam daghighan parsal hamin moghe bood ya yekami zood tar ya yekami dirtar...vali yadame hamin holo hosh bood...alan aslan halo hosele nadaram beram taghvim niga konam ke tarikhe daghigh behetoon begam...ama ino khoob midoonam ke hade aksar se rooz in var oon var daram migam...

hamishe doost dashtam siasi benevisam...hamishe siasi kheyli khoob mikhoondam...be nazare khodam khoob ham tahlil mikrdam vali hich vaght naneveshtam...alan ham nemiakhm benevisam...faghat mikham khatere haye siasi az parsal hamin moghe ha tarif konam...hamoon parsali ke in moghe ha ye raees jomhoore kheyli kheyli khoob dashtim...raees jomhoori ke kheyli doosetsh dashtam o daram...raees jomhoori ke behem energie midad va mide ama alan dige kheyli kam...oon moghe ye aghaye khatami raees joomhooremoon bood ke too kheyli chiza sar bood...masalan ehteram halish mishod...zibayi halish mishod...ketab ziad khoonde bood...ketabkhoone dasht...farhang dasht...avalin raees joomhoor va shakhsiate siasiyi bood ke vaghti harf mizad ba halghash var miraft...age khodesho javoon nemidoonest ba javoone khoob moraat mikard...kheyli khoshtip bood...taze ye seri chiz dasht ke mardom be khatere oon doosesh dashtan...masalan inke akhoond bood...vali aba hayi ke mipooshid hishki nadide bood...masalan abaye shiri...khodayish simaye ghashangi dasht...albate shayad ina ro nabayad goft...chon kesi ke gharare raees joomhoore ye mellat ke chand hezar sal tamadon daran beshe bayad hameye ina ro dashte bashe...vali khob aghaye doctor ahmadi nezahd ma ro majboor mikone ina ro be zaboon biarim...

fek konam az ghasde avaliam door shodam...mikhastam khatere tarif konam ama khatami tarif kardam...

yadame parsal hamin moghe ha ozve nasim boodam...hatta alan yadam nemiad ke mokhaffafe chi bood...faghat ino midoonam ke mimesh vase moeen bood...man kolan dide siasim dide eslah talabie va vehtar begam jebheye mosharekatie...shayad taghsire babame vali khob khodamam roosh fekr kardam...vaghti moeen be onvane namayandeye jebheye mosharekat entekhab shod kamelan maloom bood ke oona bishtar az inke bekhan raees joomhoor az hezbe khodeshoon bashe mikhastan ray jam konan ke baese tadavome nezam beshe...

yadame rooz haye ghabl az dore aval ba hame dar morede ray dadan harf mziadam...ostad bayad yadesh biad ke man cheghad ba bache ha too kooh kal kal mikardam...ye seri mese hesam akhlagh poor be hashemi ray midadan...ye seri mese mirzayi az hamoon aval be ahmadi nejad...man ham tarafdare moeen...ardeshir ba inke az ghalibaf harf mizad ama tablo bood ke mikhad be khanandeye mahboobesh ya bazigare file shoongoolabadi dar mazrae haye banafsh ray bede be khatere hamin ba oon bahs nemikardim...yadame poouya ro razi kardam ke be moeen ray bede va dad...yadame dayie zedde enghelabamo mojboor kardam ke be moeen ray bede va ooni ke ta lenge zohr mikhabe sob pashod be moeen ray dad...yadame do rooz ghabl az entekhabat dore meydoone vali asr jam shode boodim be fasele har panj ghadam ye adam ba covere ghermez pooshide boodim ke roosh neveshte bood "DOBARE MISAZAMAT VATAN"...dore har koodoomemoon hodoode 20 ta adam jam shode boodan va ba ma bahs mikardan...bad ye seri tarafdare ma mishodan va too bahs azamoon tarafdari mikardan...yadame axam too safeheye avale baz tab raft...kolahe iran saram bood...roo pishoonim headbande "dobare misa..." bood va axe moeen az gardanam avizoon...
yadame rooze ghablesh ye meetinge oomoomi rah endakhte boodan too kooye daneshgah...ke davazdah hezar nafar jam shodan...saeed hajjarian harf zad...moeen harf zad...taj zade harf zad...yeki az ahle sonnat harf zad...elahe koolayi harf zad...va dar akhar hoseyne zaman shere dobare misazamat vatan ro khoond...kheyli khoshhal boodam...yadame rooze ghabl az entekhabat ke ta saat 12 shabe ghablesh haghe tabligh dashtim gharar bood berim kooh...rooze ghablesh ma goftim ta lahzeye akhar tabligh mikonim...az saat 10e sob ta 18 dore meydoon vali asr boodim...bad rah oftadim raftim magharemoon balaye khiaboon zartosht ye saat oonja boodimo khastegi dar kardim bad ba koli pelakard raftim too vali asr be samte tajrish...piade...shoar midadim:"doorood bar se mard e iran zamin....mosadegh,khatami doctor moeen" ya "ganji zar afshan azad bayad gardand..." ya shere ey iran ro mikhoondim...ya shere dobare misazamat vatan...ya shere yare dabestanie man...oon shab dige mayi ke hame ta rooze ghablesh fekmikrdim moeen hichi(be manaye vagheyie kalame) nemishe bavaremoon shode bood ke aval mishe...bavar konid ino az tahe ghalbam bavar dashtam...mitoonid az aidin beporsid chon fardash mano did...oon shab ta saat 1 e nime shab faryad zadam...ta sobh nakhabidam ke hatman kooh ro beram va hade aghal akharin talash hamo baraye ray jam kardan bokonam...sobh raftim kooh kheyli sare hal booadm chon fek mikardam talash haye man hatta kheyli kamesh dare natije mide...raye hosein kamkaro jalb ardam...koli khoshhal boodam chon oon omran be moeen ray nemidad...hatta mirzayi ham akharash dige ba man bahs nemikard va faghat ba hesam bahs mikard...(yadete ostad??)...vali fardash oomadam too net ke ray jam konam...diadm aghaye jalali mokhe hama ro zade ke be ahmadi nejad ray bedid...halam bad gerefte shod...chon oon joone khodesh roshan fek bood va gharar bood be moeen ray bede...

dar har soorat moeen panjom-shishom shod...ahmadi nejad ray avord...yesal ride be ma va hishki ham sedash dar nemiad...aghaye khatami raft...moeen mord...jebheye mosharekat sakete va har chan vaght ye bar bayanie mide mige faaliate haste yi ro motevaghef konid...safar haye ostani hamchenan edame dare...raees fedrasion dadkane va morabi beranko...ahmadinejad mige berin irani bazi konid va man motmaenam ke be dore sevom so`ood mikonid...va bad bakhti haye ma hamchenan edame dare...

khgeyli delam mikhast khaterate parsal ro dobare yad avari konam ke injoori ye ja ham sabt shod...

bebakhshid age matlbam babe meyl nabood vali chareyi nist bayad tahamol konid...!!!!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

ejaze

agha ye chizi? mishe man heliaham ro inja benivisam!? (yani inja ham benevisam) man vaghti helia minevisam ... yejouraE khalas misham ... rahat! ... ounvaght ke miam ino up konam ... khob dige khaliam!

Friday, June 16, 2006

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nemidoonam bara shoma ham ettefagh oftade ya na...(kheyli soal ahmaghanast...yani tripesh mese taarofe shabdol azimi mimoone...be har hal) bazi vaghta...adam az daste ye nafar ya ye chiz ke kheyli doosesh dare narahat mishe...yani oon chiz ye kari mikone ke adam asabesh khoord mishe...hatta age oon mogheyi ke taraf oonkar ro anjam mide motevajjehe in nabashe ke oon kar asabe tarafe moghabel ro khoord mikone...vali khob be har hal oon kar ro anjam mide...bad az anjame inkar shoma asabetoon khoord mishe...be har dalil...masalan inke shoma oon kar ro az oon shakhs entezar nadarid masalan age hamoon kar ro aghaye golabi anjam midad hatta mikhandidam vali khob aghaye havij ke enjam dade adam narahat mishe...ya masalan inke shoma az goje badetoon miad yaroo goje haye sanewiche khodesho berize too sandewiche shoma...ya karayi shabihe in...

dar injoor mavared shoma ke asabetoon khoord mishe do rah darid...yeki inke ghashang in narahati ro montaghel konid...ke yaroo befahme ke kare eshtebahi karde va dafeye bad anjamesh nade...ya ye rahe dige...inke shoma be khatere inke fard ro kheyli doost darid asan be rooye khodetoon ham nemiarid...yani chon narahat mishid ke oon fard az in naraht shodane shoma narahat beshe asan hichi behesh nemigid va hatta narahatitoon ro ham neshoon nemidid...be khodetoon migin khob foghesh dafeye bad behesh migam in kar ro anjam nade...alan age begam narahat mishe...(ke nokteye jaleb injast ke age dafeye bad ham hamoon kar ro anjam bede baz ham hamin barkhord anjam mishe...chon adam ke avaz nashode.baz ham be khodesh mige dafeye bad...)

in vakonesh ha do noe mokhtalefan.avali be nafe khode adame...dovome be nafe tarafe moghabel...man nemigam kesi ke rahe avvalo entekhab mikone tarafe moghabel ro doost nadare...ama migam man age tarafo kheyli doost dashte basham rahe avvalo entekhab nemikonam...in baes mishe ke bad az in etefagh halam ye zare gerefte beshe...khodamo malamt konam ke khob behesh migofti ke dafeye bad in kar ro anjam nade...
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Thursday, June 15, 2006



دوستان چون نظری سوی رطب بربستند
باده از یاد ببردند و سبو بشکستند

جام صد ساله عیشی به طرب نوشیدند
کمر قتل به همچون من کوری بستند

تن آدیشه من را به قناعت دادند
چشم بیمار مرا رشمه به مهنت بستند

یادگاری نسرودند و سحر آسودند
لاشه ام را چه فریبا به سبو بربستند

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

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bacheha ... cheghad delam vase hame tang shode/ saleh! tou khiaboun didamet sedat kardam, nashnidi, sms zadam, naresid/ lohrasP! yadete zang zadi vaghti tou khiaboun boudam? cheghad mikhasam pishet miboudam/ Cna! delam az dastet kheyli pore, bishtar az daste khodam, nemidounam az daste hame.
mikham gerye konam bacheha . . . chera inqad hame chi bade?
daram mimiram
p.s lotfan age mishe logo ro ba size vagheish bezarin (in alan ghenase) mamnoun
yadetoone ke ye post neveshtam ke toosh rajebe hame, hame chiz neveshtam?! alanam mikham ye chizi shabihe oon benevisam! faghat be jaash be kasayi ke delam az dasteshoon pore, eyne rig fosh bedam! va rajebe hameye adamaye zendegim nanevisam!!! eyne rig... kasayi ke khejalat mikeshan az fosh, nakhoonan... kasayi ke naraht mishan va fek mikonan esmeshoon too in liste, nakhoonan... kasayi ke ehtemal midan yeki az doostashoon yaa kasayi ke vasash arzesh ghael mishan tooye in liste, nakhoonan... az ghabl behetoon goftam... pas kose naneye har madar jendeyi ke ino bekhoone o narahat she... chon az ghabl be heikale kirish goftam o tooye oon mokhe periodesh naraft ke nakhoone injaro...

be tartibe hooroofe alefbaa:

Aida : ridam dahanet ke nemitooni ye zare tahamol bokoni oon parhame kiri ro!!! ah!!! akhlaghesh gohe?! khob are hast! khodet bahash doost shodi!!! pas inghad alaki gerye nakon asabe mano khoord mikoni!!! akhe adam cheghad gerye mikone?! baba hala baaz zang bezan behem, baa oon lahne tokhmit o boghze ridemoonet, bad harf bezan, bad man toro aroom konam, khodam biyoftam ye gooshe!!! AH!!!

Aidin : age roozi ke dashtam miraftam, khoob nabodi, khodam baa 2ta dastam gardaneto khoord mikonam!!! fahmidi?! khoob sho!!! dige nemitoonam bebinam inghad afsordeyi...!!! :((

Farzane : che adame kodani khodesho VENUSE seda mikone?! baba inghad etemad be nafs?! biyaa payin baba!! hala GF farzin boodi ke bodi!!! oon ahangaayi ke farzin dade biroon, mardom be jaa kandom, kireshoono mikonan toosh bad mikonan too koone 2khtare!!! velam kon baba... hoselato nadaram zanikeye khodbine kesafat...

Khashayar : kasi azat ahang mikhad, 2ta ahange khodeto o ardalano midi?! taghsire mane ke kary kardam nesfe tehran beshnasanet!!! bad behet migan ahang bede az khodet, barmidary happy birthday o the child ro vase man midi?! na, hasoodim nashod ke chera male mano nadadi be un madrese 2khtaroone ke hamoon tor ke asheghe to shodan, asheghe manam beshan! faghat asabiyam ke toye kiri, hame jaa ke azat kaar mikhan, be fekre khodety!!! hata too 360 ham faghat kaaraaye khodeto gozashty!!! akhe cheghad adam mitoone koskalak bashe?! chegahd adam mitoone 2roo bashe?! va man... man migam bayad baa khashayar ham mashverat konam! bezar bebinam nazare khashayar chiye! khashayar, khashayar, khashayar!!! ah!!! KIR! AH! khodet ke migi manzoory nadashty o konkoor boode o dalilaaye maskhare dige.. man ke felan kaar mikonam baat! mohem nist... fekr kon ke nemifahmam... vali havaset bashe ke ki dare miyaratet bala... man be to ehtiyaj nadaram, to be man ehtiyaj dary... vali bashe... 2ta verse to bekhoon, 1doone man mikhoonam... bazam miram hame jaa migam ke lyric haaye rasme zendegi o wanna die ro nesfesho khashayar neveshte... miram migam ke felan ahango khashayar sakhte... bashe... bashe... man baa prodecure almaniye saro kale bezanam, to beshin... man beram tehran pars baa barzed sohbat konam... to beshin khoone... man beram meetingi ke mamad reza mizare, joon bekanam ke sahme bishtary az pool ro behemoon bedan, to beshin khoone... mohem nist baba... mohem nist...

Parham : moteasefam ke ino behet migam, vali nadidam ke tooye ye rabeteye GF, BFi, kasi be andazeye to betoone berine!!! ahan... chera yadam oomad... to rotbeye 2vom ro dary... saghar rotbeye aval ro dare...

Pegah : sookoot vasat kafiye. be jaaye inke behet fosh bedam, faghat sookoot mikonam...

Pouya : dahanet service she ishallah [ elahi aamin ]

Milad : ay kiraaam dahanet!!! khale taliye ro doost daram! amoo shahram ro ham doost daram! vali hamin be oon 2ta fosh nemidam!!! vali kiiiiiraaaammmm dahaaannneeet jende mashiniye kosmokhe avaziye lajane goosaleye gaave bishoure kodane ahmaghe kooniye koskeshe laashiye bi sharafe khak bar sare sage ane sage meimoone shampaanzeye paste khod foorooshe chaghale goshade soorakh koone chalghooze ridemoone anlooleye tokhmiye tokhm aliye feshariye andooniye an baariye gohiye an pore avazie porroo!!! cheghad mikhay behet fosh bedam?! in fosha alan be zehnam miyad! hosleey fekr kardan ham nadaram ke bazam ezafe konam! hala miri vase man be saleh o pouya migi ke man chiam o kiyam?! ke bad saleh zang bezane saghar ke LohrasP ba navid dava karde?! badesham saghar behem nage, bege ke joon ghasam khordamo nemitoonam behet begam kiye kasi ke in harfo zade behem?! man koja baa navid harf zadam?! are, age bebinamesh, chaghoosh mizanam!!! daram ghasam mikhordam ke age kasi jelomo nagire, yani age kasi 2dasty azam avizoon nashe, chaghoo mizanmaesh! joory chaghoo mizanamesh ke taa mogheye england raftanesh bimarestan bashe!!! hala miri khod shirini mikoni?! miri kos sher migi?! akhe chesh tokhmi, in che kariye?!! rasmeshe bad az 15 sal, vase nazdik shodam be ye sabaye jendeye les, beri inchizaro begi!? badesham zang bezani behem ke man in vasat hich karam?! har chi begam, kam goftam vase oon heikale nahset!!! hala baaz boro zir aabe mano bezan... boro kos begoo... boro rabeteye mano sagharo az ini ke hast kiri tar kon!!! boro natanaha navid, balke doostaye goh tar az khodesham vasate mano saghar jaa bede ke ghashang man taa tah bere toom!!! negaran nabash... oon choobe hast ke kenare shofazhe khoone maman homast?! hamooni ke gozashtanesh oonja dozda ro bahash bezanan?! taa tak mikonam too kooneT!!!! to bazam gohe ziyadi bokhor, bad choobaro mikonam too koone pooya, pooya ro mikonam too koone saba, saba ro mikonam too koone yasi, bad yasi ro ba oon sigaraye bargesh mifrestam too koonet!!! AH!!!AHSHAHSFASVSDLVLMSVsdvsvsSVDSvVVMSDVSDMVS,.DV NMSFBVNMDFSBDFBDBDMBDFBNDFGKBNDFGBIDFNBKIFGDNBFL MFDGMBDGLKBMFDMFGLNMMFDG.VBMNGMBNF;DONBMFDGNFGDMNOF GDNMFGHDNGNFK;LNMFDNNNGFHDNGHN

Mohamad : kiram too kose amat ke mano gayidi to baba!! setare male to! mage man gereftamesh baba?! khodesh kerm dare! be man che?! ah!!! mizanam nanao migam aa!!! baa ghade 160 vase man shaakh bazi dar nayar bache khoshgel!!! khoonat enghelabe?! be tokhmam!!! enghelab ke adamo bache khafan nemikone madar jende....

Navid : be tokhmam ke colt dary! akharesh ine ke mikoshim dige!!! vali man ye yaadegari mizaram vasat!!! kose nanat!

SAGHAR : VAAY!!! KE AGE BEKHAM RAJEBE TO MAN BENEVISAM, BAYAD YE BANDWIDTH E 100 MB BEHEM BEDAN, FAGHAT TOOSH BESHINAM BENEVISAM!!!FAGHATTT TEXT BENEVISAM!!! BAD YE BAND WIDTHE E 1 GB I HAM BEHEM BEDAN KE SEDAAHAAYI KE ZABT KARDAMO BEZARAM TOOSH!!! YANI TOO KALAMAT NEMISHE GOFT KE TO CHE ADAME FUCKED UPI HASTY!!! TO KALAMAT NEMISHE GONJOOND KE TO CHEGHAD AZ ZENDEGIMO AZAM GEREFTY O MANO KOSHTY... TOO KALAMAT NEMISHE!!! MIFAHMI?!!?!?!?!?!? NEMISHEEEE!!!!!!!!! VALI HANOOZ SOOKOOT... HANOOZ NAAZ KESHIDAN... HANOOZ... hanooz... poufff...

Saleh : che margete baba?! :((

Setare : ey khoda!!! komaket kardam! mohamad vasat mimire! dige chera be man sirish shodi zanike avazi?! baba pesare dare mimire vasat!!! hanooz mikhay zajresh bedi?! velesh kon dige baba!!! adam cheghad mitoone avazi bashe akhe?!!!! moshkele ravani dary?! oghdeyi hasty?!

Shaghayegh : yaa har adame kiriye digeyi hasty ke kos midi bee har mojoode jonbandeyi!!! vasate esmet N dare?! oon N laa paat! avale esmet N dare?! mikonam danahet az too koonet dar biyad!!! base dige kiri bazi!!! benal che madar jendeyi hasty!!! babat kir nadade bokhory ke inshkeli lah lah mizani o kos kos mikoni?! bemir dige... biyaa baa anam khaaket konam zanike lajan...

Sharona : zoore?! zanike kiri, zoore???? age nakham shomarato bardaram behet zang bezanam, bayad oon naneye jendato bebinam, ya oon babaye kirito?! ah, be tokhmam salad oloviyeyi ke 2rost kardi khoshmaze bood!!! chi kar konam?! biyam kiramo bokonam toosh?! baba be anam ke ye mosh khase gar dary! dary arzesheto vasam miyari bala?! goore to o oon khastegaarat!!!

Sheida : jozve adamayi hasty ke nemitoonam jelo khodamo begiram, bayad aroomet konam! nemidoonam chera! shayad be khatere inke kheyliii doosam dary! shayadam be khatere inke mibinam cheghad adame masoomi hasty... vali kaaraat ahamaghanast... va kheyli narahatam mikone... behet hich foshi nemidam... chon ke shayad badtarin foshi ke tahala behem dadi, azizam boode!!! shayadam chon ke behet began Pouya ya LohrasP, migi LohrasP! man nemidoonam vasat chi kar kardam!!! vali khob dige... doosam dary! behet fosh nemidam... say mikonam ehterameto negah daram... vali bazi moghe haa ziyadi asabanim mikonim... vase hamine ke masalan behet salam nemikonam az kenaret rad misham, yaa hata too cheshat ham negah nemikonam... shayadam dooset daram o khodam nemidoonam... vali az ye chizit vaghan khosham miyad... kheyli adame safo sadeyi hasty!!! toot hamooniye ke biroonete!!! ino rajebet vaghan doost daram!!! ahan, ye tashakor! chon saghar ke asabamo kiri mikone, toam narahat mishi!! va in jalebe vasam! nemidoonam, gharar bood kasayi ke mikham beheshoon fosh bedamo injaa benevisam... fekr konam asabaniyataro fosh hesab kardam...

Sina : begoooo digee... baba bazam begooo! :(( khodetam midooni chera oon moghe raftam!!! :(( begooooooo :(( edame bede be goftan!!! :((

Dar Akhar : kose naneye tak take 2khtaraye jendeyi ke tooye 360 addam kardan o khial daran sare karam bezaran!!! becharkh, taa becharkhim!!!

age chizi yadam oomad, UPesh mikonam!!!

Friday, June 09, 2006

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dige javve adabiat gerefte dige(!)...
inam ye ghazale khoshgel az aghaye hafez...:


eshgh baziyo javanio sharabe la`l faam
majlese onso harife hamdamo shorbe modam


sagie shekkar dahano motrebe shirin sokhan
hamneshini nik kardaro nadimi niknam


shahedi az lotfo paki rashke abe zendegi
delbari dar hosno khoobi gheyrate mahe tamam


bazmgahi delneshan chon ghasre ferdowse barin
golshani piraamonash chon rozeye darossalam


saf neshinan nik khaho pishkaran ba adab
doostdaran sahb asraro harifan doostkam


bade yE golrang E talkh E tiz E khoshkhar E sabok
nOghlash az la`le negaro nAghlash az yaghoote khaam


ghamzeye saghi be yaghmaye kherad aahekhte tigh
zolfe janan az baraye seyde del gostarde dam


nokte dani bazl goo chon hafeze shirin sokhan
bakhshesh aamoozi jahan afrooz chon haji ghavaam


HAR KE IN ESHRAT NAKHAHAD KHOHSDELI BAR VEY TABAH
VAANKE IN MAJLES NAJOOYAD ZENDEGI BAR VEY HARAM!

Monday, June 05, 2006

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aval az hame mazeat khahi mikonam ke inghadr zood up mikonam..akhe dars ke nemikhoonam...age to net nayam kareyi mikonam ke be nafam nist...fek konam benevisam behtare...pas haminja mano bebakhshid...!:
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Rooze dovom…:

Padeshah dar hale khandane rooz name haye sobh e mamlekat bood k hamegi neveshte boodand azmoon ha sad east va natije in bood ke mellat e ziadi poshte dar, be entezare khastegari boodand.padeshah goft intor nemishavad.bayad soal ha ra kami sakht tar konim.emroo agar dar otaghe shomareye ‘1’ pari bood ebarati ke bar dar e an minevisim rast as tama agar dar an babr bashad ebarati ke minevisim dooroogh ast.dar morede otaghe shomareye 2 bar ax ast. Yani agar pari bood dooroogh minevisim va agar babr bood rast minnevisim(1)(*2).
Vazir dastoor dad ta ghanoone khastegarie emrooz ra bozorg benevisand ta hame bekhanand va motale shavand.



khastegare chaharom
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otaghe shomareye yek===> dar har do otagh pari ast.
otaghe shomareye do===>dar har do otagh pari ast.

khastegare panjom
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otaghe shomareye yek===> hade aghal dar yek otagh pari voojood darad.
otaghe shomareye do===>pari dar otaghe digar ast.

khastegare sheshom
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otaghe shomareye yek===> tafavot nemikonad kodam otagh ra entekhab konid.
otaghe shomareye do===>dar otaghe digar pari ast.

khastegare haftom
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otaghe shomareye yek===> entekhabe otagh ahamiat darad.
otaghe shomareye do===> behtar ast otaghe digar ra entekhab konid.

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Rooze dovom tarakome kari besyar bala rafte bood.bana bar in vaghti khastegare hashtom amad hanooz alamat ha ra rooye dar ha nasb nakarde boodand.padeshah negahi be ghad o balaye oo andakht va dar delash goft : ”in digar che janevarist!” dar hamin heyn vazir vared shod va goft: ”ghorban!neveshte ha hazer ast.” Padeshah goft:” be jahannam!aslan in moamma in tori ast ke nemigooyim neveshte baraye kodam dar ast.bia agha in to va in do neveshte!”
Do neveshte ra be dast e khastegar e badbakht dad va raft!(3)


Dar in otagh babr ast. ------- dar har do otagh babr ast.

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(1)It`s END of I.Q.
(2)oon moghe ha hanooz hazf e be gharine ekhtera nashode bood.
(3)dar katibe ha amade pedare shah e parioon dar asare atash soozi fot kard va az an tarikh be bad oo pedarsooXte(ba lahne sheyda bekhoonid…:D) shod.


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mard mikham ino hal kone...!
are. hanooz bidaram.
khashayar ham bidare.
aida ham bidare.
mohamad ham bidare.
nemidoonam chera.
az hich koodoom naporsidam.
faghat midoonam mohamad be khatere setare bidare. jalebe ke cheghad mitoone roo adam tasir bezare... na?

saleh, shayad daram az ye nazar shabihet misham...

Saturday, June 03, 2006

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midoonid ke man az hafeze khoobi barkhordr nistam...na az hafezeye badi barkhordaram...be khatere hamin bazi vaghta vase inke bazi chiza yadam biad majbooram ke be mostanadat(?)(shayadam mosnadat nemidoonam...) roojoo konam...dar moraje`at akhir be chize jalebi barkhordam...shoma ham bebinidesh...(tarikhe...:9/17/05)

salam saleh...
khob pas man alan rahat sohbatamo mikonam!!! bebin saleh... 2rost migi, hamishe nistesh ke adam betoone ye dalil vase zende boodanesh peyda bokone, yaa inke ye delgarmi dashte bashe... vali in baes nemishe ke bekhad zendegisho tamoom kone... midooni, baa inke adam kheyli vaghtaa hich dalili vase zende moondan nadare, nabayad bekhad ke farar kone az zendegish, yaa inke bekhad tamoomesh kone... chon ke hamishe lahzehaaye badi dar zendegi voojood daran ke shayad tooye oonjaa por az omid bashe... por az chizaayi ke hanooz nadidi, va por az chizaayi ke baes beshe ke 2 lahzeye bad bekhaay ke zende bemooni... man nazanin ro nemishnasam, va nemidoonam ke kiye... vali mitoonam behet begam ke age ye dalile koochooloo vase zende boodan va farar nakardan az zendegit mikhay, omid be lahzeyi hastesh ke oon lahze, baa kamale meil va baa shogh o omide kaamel bekhay zendegi bokoni... oon roozi ke oon chizi ke alan mikhay dashte bashi ro oon rooz dashte bashi... mifahmi chi migam?! manzooramo mitoonam khoob beresoonam?! bebin saleh... are... midoonam ke alan cheghad mitooni az daste khodet asabni bashi va inke cheghad mitooni az daste khodet hers bokhory... vali adam bazi moghe haa mitoone bazi az tasmimaayi ro begire ke hata shayad chand vaght pish be zehnesham nemiresid!!! vali midooni... mogheyi ke adam mikhad in tasmimaaro begire, behtare ke faghat sabr kone, va montazer bemoone, taa inke 100% motmaen beshe ke mikhad oon karo bokone ya na... ta mogheyi ke az tahe del delesh bekhad ke oon karo bokone, va hata yek selool ham tooye badanesh behesh nege ke oon karo nakon alan... alan hezaarhaa selool tooye badanet hastan ke behet migan ke in karet eshtebahe... avalin neshonasham ine ke dary az man mikhay ke nasihatet bokonam ke in karo nakoni...
felan dige nemidoonam ke chi mitoonam behet begam, taa inke betoonam kamelan befahamm ke chi shode, va bahat bishtar sohbat konam!!!
2 shanbe tehran hasty?! age 2 shanbe tehran hasty, 2 shanbe hamdigaro bebinim...vase nahar... az sobh saate 11,11:30 taa 1-2 yaa har vaght dige ke mikhay!!! behem email bezan...
fekrkon bazam...
say kon ke ghaty nakoni...
be omide didar...

Thursday, June 01, 2006

(nemidoonam che titlei bayad bezaram barash)

Vaghtaiy pish miad ke az anjam dadane kari pashimon misham va koli ham be khatere inke kari ro anjam nadadam ke tasmime anjamesho dashtam, mirizam be ham. Pashimon shodan az anjame ye kar be nazaram chize badi nist; onam kari ke adam tavanaiye anjamesham dashte bashe; ke in mitone neshoneye in bashe ke ro karet fekr kardi. Vali vaghti dalilet baraye anjam nadadane karet "TARS" bashe, ghazie ye jooraiy fargh mikone. Hamine ke koli man bad az anjam nadadane karam be ham mirizam. Be ham mirizam chon tarsidam. Tarsam az kheili chiza bode. Tars az avaghebe kari ke mikham anjam bedam. Masalan tars az soghot; tars az dor mondam; tars az bardashte eshtebah az karam (ke ta alan faghat yek bar bode va motmaen bodam ke hame, hata LohrasP ham eshtebah bardasht mikard) va tars az "az dast dadan".
Tars az az dast dadan shayad dar 70% mavaghe baes shode ke az anjame kari khod dari konam.
Are 2e aziz; be khatere hamine ke postamo pak mikonam; be khatere inke draft hamo pak mikonam. Mitarsam chizaiy ke daramo az dast bedam.Bazi az in chiza kheili kaman (az nazare meghdar va bishtar dashtaneshon baram gheire momkene); vali dar moghabel, man kheili beheshon ehtiaj daram, kheili. Doros mesle motadi ke vaghti be mavad ehtiaj dashte bashe be kamtarin meghdare mavad basande mikone, hata age az keshidanesh hali nakone; ke bad tar. hata masrafe oon meghdare kam, halesho bad tar ham bokone.
Be khatere haminam hast ke az anjam dadane bazi kara, az zadane bazi harfa, az gozashtane bazi posta, az zadane bazi maila pashimon misham va hich kari nemikonam. Bad tar, be khodam mipicham va be khatere tarsidan pishe khodam sharmande misham.
Midoni chera gahi be khatere tarse az dast dadan, kari ro nemikonam? Be khatere inke chizio ke daram, hata age kam bashe, dost daram va behesh ehtiaj daram.

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dashtam too neveshte haye ghadimi migashtam.ino peyda kardam.azmoone khoobie baraye mahak zadane khodetoon!
...
shahe parioon dar darbar neshaste bood va fekr mikard.oo hezaran parie dame bakht dasht ke digar zamane ezdevajeshan fara reside bood(1).javanane mamlekat ham ke shenide boodand shaheshan in hame parie dame bakht darad baraye inke be nan o navayi beresand har rooz baraye khastegari be darbar mia amadand va pashneye dar ra az ja dar mi avardand.shahe parioon baraye inke moshkele khod ra hal konad ghanoonbi vaz kard ta ham dokhtaranash hamsari peyda konand va ham har kasi be khodash ejzae nadahad az dokhtarane shahe parioon khastegari konad.

oo be vazire khod goft talare ma chandin otagh darad ke har otagh yek dar darad.man khastegaran ra dar entekhabe yeki az dar haye talar azad migozaram.momken ast dar otaghi ke entekhab mikonand yek pari bashad ke khosha be saadateshan va garna yek babre gorosne ast ke khedmateshan miresad.
vazir goft:ali jenab, tedadi az daneshmandane darbar ham az khastegaranand.agar ghazie inghadr shansi bashad, besyari az daneshmandane darbar ra az dast khahim dad.shah pas az kami fekr goft:khob mitavanim bar dare otagh ha rahnamayi nasb konim ke afrade bahoosh motevajehe an shavand.albate tasavorash ra bokon agar hameye damad haye ma bahoosh bashand che eftezahi mishavad(2)
padeshah dastoor dad otagh ha ra be tasadof az miane chahar halate zir entekhab konand:(akhe mage halate dige yi ham mishe entekhab kard..;)) )

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pari -babr




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pari -pari




3:----------------------




babr -babr




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babr -pari




va khastegar ya otaghi ra entekhab konad ya agar khast va jhads zad ke dar har do otagh babr astjane khod ra bar darad va bebarad.


ROOZE AVAL:
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otaghe shomareye yek===> dar yeki az in do otagh pari va dar digari babr ast
otaghe shomareye do===> dar in otagh pari va dar digari babr ast


khastegare aval:aya alamet rooye dar ha dorostand?padeshah:yeki az anha dorost va digari nadorost ast.

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otaghe shomareye yek===> babr dar otaghe digar ast

otaghe shomareye do===>daste kam dar yeki az in do otagh ha pari ast


khastegare dovom:aya ebarate rooye dar ha dorostand?padeshah:ya har do dorostand.ya hardo nadorost.

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otaghe shomareye yek===> dar otaghe digar yek pari ast

otaghe shomareye do===>ya yek babr dar in otagh ast ya yek pari dar otaghe digar ast

khastegare sevom:aya ebarat ha dorostand?padeshah:ya har do dorostand ya har do nadorost.

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(1) karshenasane masayele jamiati shah e parioon ra yeki az mohemtarin avamele ezdiade roshde jamiat va avamele nashi az an midanand

(2)tizhooshan hamishe dar tarikh mahroom boode and.

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